HOW A KINEMATOGRAPH PICTURE IS PRODUCED

INTRODUCTORY ESSAY

THE CHILDREN'S HOUR HUMPTY DUMPTY

THE FIREPROOF CURTAIN

A LETTER OF APPRECIATION TO THE AUTHOR OF THIS BOOK

SPECIMENS OF KINEMATIC PEDAGOGY LANGUAGES French

WELMANISM

"THOU SHALT DO NO MURDER"

MORE KINEMATIC PEDAGOGY Geology

VERGER WHITE, DETECTIVE

THE TOPICAL BUDGET LIFE IN THE NAVY. By a Soldier

THE TOPICAL BUDGET LIFE IN THE ARMY. By a Sailor

THRILLING ADVENTURES ROUND THE NORTH POLE

OUR GREAT NEW FEATURE SCENES FROM MODERN LIFE

KINEMATIC MATHEMATICS Arithmetic

PREFACE [C]

THE POOR YE HAVE ALWAYS

DEATHBREATH THE CROOK

WHAT A DRINK IS WORTH

RINGING THE CHANGES

IN THE WOOLLY WEST

THE KINEMATIC GOLF CHAMPIONSHIP

THREE PROBLEM PLAYS I. SHOULD SHE HAVE WORN THEM?

PEEPS AT THE FORCES DURING THE WAR I. WITH THE RED CROSS IN HARI-KARI.

TALES OF TRAVELLERS

OPINIONS OF THE PRESS.

PUBLISHERS' ANNOUNCEMENTS.

THE MELTICOOKER

THE
NURSERYMATOGRAPH

BY A LAWYER


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DON’T USE TALLOW CANDLES

in your machine.

Pharaoh’s lean kine ate the fat kine.

SPARKES’ OXETYLENE KINE-

matic Lantern.

SACK THE LOT!

But you must have them on the carpet first.

And you have no carpet.

So BUY a

KINE-MAT

YOUR MONEY RETURNED if we are not

SATISFIED WITH IT.