 
THOMAS’ DESECRATED SOUP If you are landed in the soup THE ARMY IRONMONGERY STORES Drills. Drills. Drills. WHY IS YOUR INCOME NOT £5,000 A YEAR
A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY It is well known that diseases of various kinds are contracted by frequenting crowded theatres. Try our Scentrifugal Drops and stand alone. Powerful, effective. No one can approach our success. You score three for a clear board. Attendants powerless. angry man spinning “Stand alone.” THE HOUSING PROBLEM SOLVED Tin Tanks for Tommies. Discharged Soldiers should write to us for list of model dwellings in corrugated iron. Sent in sections on the instalment system. You pay one shilling and receive one chimney. Your next shilling secures the roof; the next the chicken-run; and so on. A child can erect or dismantle. (Inset, child dismantling at inopportune moment.) Transcriber’s Notes: Punctuation errors repaired. Page 38, “absoletely” changed to “absolutely” (absolutely used up) |
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