Sons of great men oft remind us That no matter what our fame, Offspring that we leave behind us May be lobsters, just the same. stage | Economical Hint: A good imitation of soapsuds may be made by shaking a bottle of champagne and then opening the bottle. | banner clouds SUNDAY | (1781) Battle of Eutaw. | | (1906) W. C. T. U. tries to throw Smoot out of the Senate. | MONDAY | | TUESDAY | | WEDNESDAY | (673) Theodre, of England, calls first Council of Bishops. | | (1906) Theodore, of Washington, calls Council of Muck-rakers. | THURSDAY | | FRIDAY | FIRST CANOE—Doesn't it make you tired to be taken out by one of those fresh young men who doesn't know how to paddle? | | SECOND CANOE—Yes, it often quite upsets me. | SATURDAY | | |
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