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Sons of great men oft remind us
That no matter what our fame,
Offspring that we leave behind us
May be lobsters, just the same.

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Economical Hint:
A good imitation of soapsuds may be made by shaking a bottle of champagne and then opening the bottle.


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SUNDAY (1781) Battle of Eutaw.
(1906) W. C. T. U. tries to throw Smoot out of the Senate.
MONDAY
TUESDAY
WEDNESDAY (673) Theodre, of England, calls first Council of Bishops.
(1906) Theodore, of Washington, calls Council of Muck-rakers.
THURSDAY
FRIDAY FIRST CANOE—Doesn't it make you tired to be taken out by one of those fresh young men who doesn't know how to paddle?
SECOND CANOE—Yes, it often quite upsets me.
SATURDAY

OCTOBER

There is some good in every heart, some rubber in every neck.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

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