HELPFUL HINT FOR OCTOBER

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If you have carelessly left your ermine muff and neck-piece where the moths have attacked it during the summer, an easy and simple way to remedy the damage will be—but wait! Maybe you haven't any ermine muff and neck-piece. Far be it from us to touch a tender spot.


She—(very dÉcolletÉ). How far do you think a girl ought to go toward revealing the secrets of her heart?

He—(sizing her up). Well, I should say you'd gone about the limit.

Footwear Advice:
Two empty bananas make a very good pair of slippers.

Health Hint:
There is no sure cure for laziness, but a second wife may relieve it.


                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

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