| TO MAKE A LIVING: To one old woman with money add "soft-soap" to her taste. Sweeten with gush. Mix with a wedding ceremony and shake quickly when you have her money. kneel TO MAKE ANGEL-FOOD: Take a "peach" with red lips. Add a shadynook. Sweeten with kisses. Serve in the moonlight.
TO PRESERVE MONEY: Take a roll of "yellow-backs" from whoever has one. Mix with all the money you can borrow. Put in a strong-box and let it stand till the police have forgotten you. Repeat the process and cover with a prominent part in church affairs. | Entomological Note:
In Washington the Katy-dids now say Teddy did, Teddy didn't. Home Hint:
Servant girls should be picked early this month. If picked green they often last the whole winter. It is inadvisable to pick them too fresh. |
banner rays | SUNDAY | (1296) Society of "Merchant Adventurers" established by John, of Biabaut. | | (1901) Steal Trust organized by Morgan, of New York. | | MONDAY | | | TUESDAY | "One may write for the Ladies' Home Journal without having to read it."
—Kudyard Ripling. | | WEDNESDAY | | | THURSDAY | (15,001 B.C.) Venus explains platonic friendship to Adonis. | | FRIDAY | | | SATURDAY | (575 B.C.) Horatius beat Lars Porsena at a game of bridge. | |
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| | There's many a cup 'twixt the office and the ferry slip. |
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