  TEACHER TO TOMMY: "Now, Tommy, please answer, and tell me at once, Who is your father, you silly young dunce?" TOMMY TO TEACHER: Said Tommy, with tears gushing forth from his eyes, "I know you're a lady w'at's most wondrous wise, But I hates like the mischief to tell on poor Pa, 'Cause he's always good to both me and Ma, But he is the fat lady w'at you may see |
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