My little Cousin Patti Lou One day went to the Highland Zoo, And there she saw an old ZEBU Who looked at her and said, "Moo—moo!" And ended with an awful "Oooooooooh!" She saw also a funny GNU, And said to him, "Well, how are you?" But he would nothing say or do, Not even grant, nor bray, nor mew. She saw a polly as it flew, And showed gay feathers, pink and blue, But when she came this bird to woo, Poll bit her finger almost through. Near to this wicked Polly Chew There lived a handsome, large HIBOU, Which came from some fine foreign zoo, The camel and the kangaroo, With polar bears and brown bears, too, And many birds to me quite new, All made their home in this great zoo. With elephants and tigers, too, And a huge lion named KING FOO, He paced his cage and said, "Grr—roo!" As if he meant, "I will eat you!" Near him a dove all pink and blue So sweetly sang of love, "Coo—coo," While across the way MONK SNOOPLE SNOO Swung by his tail and sneezed "Ca—choo!" |