POEMS AND VERSES

• ARTFUL ANTICS
• THE BASHFUL EARTHQUAKE AND OTHER FABLES AND VERSES
• ALPHABET OF CELEBRITIES
• OVERHEARD IN A GARDEN
• RUBAIYAT OF A PERSIAN KITTEN
• THE FAIRY GOD-MOTHER-IN-LAW
• KITTEN’S GARDEN OF VERSES
• THE LAUGHING WILLOW
• THE HERFORD ÆSOP

ANIMAL BOOKS

• A CHILD’S PRIMER OF NATURAL HISTORY
• MORE ANIMALS
• JINGLE JUNGLES

SATIRICAL

• THE ASTONISHING TALE OF A PEN AND INK PUPPET
• SIMPLE GEOGRAPHY
• THE MYTHOLOGICAL ZOO
• CONFESSIONS OF A CARICATURIST
• THIS GIDDY GLOBE

IN COLLABORATION

With John Cecil Clay

• HEARTICULTURE
• CUPID’S FAIR WEATHER BOOK
• CUPID’S ENCYCLOPEDIA
• HAPPY DAYS

With Cleveland Moffett

• THE BISHOP’S PURSE

With Ethel Watts Mumford

• CYNIC’S CALENDAR

NEITHER HERE
NOR THERE

BY
OLIVER HERFORD

NEW YORK
GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY

COPYRIGHT, 1922,
BY GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY

NEITHER HERE NOR THERE. I

PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

TO M. H.

On board S.S. Carmania
Lat. 50° N., Long. 30° W.

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