Neither Here Nor There

CONTENTS

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The Secret	9
Our Leisure Class	13
Concerning Revolving Doors	17
Bolshevism for Babies	21
The Tutti-Frutti Tree	25
Those Bill Boards	28
The Lure of the “Ad”	33
Look Before She Leaps	37
The Low Cost of Cabbing	42
The Great Match Box Mystery	45
Are Cats People?	51
Mlle. Fauteuil	56
Money and Fireflies	60
Concerning the Trouser-Crease	63
An Old-Fashioned Heaven	68
Another Lost Art	71
Mr. Chesterton and the Soliloquy	74
Bunk	77
The Cost of a Pyramid	82
Waltzing Mice and Dancing Men	87
The Hobgoblin	92
The Voice of the Pussy-Willow	96
Pernicious Peaches	99
Second Childhood’s Happy Hour	105
Pity the Poor Guest of Honour	109
A New Monroe Doctrine	114
Do Cats Come Back?	117
The Ruthlessness of Mr. Cobb	120
My Lake	123
The Hundredth Amendment	134
Say It with Asterisks	144

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