HARRY GRAHAM
CONTENTS
LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
THE CRY OF THE PUBLISHER
THE CRY OF THE AUTHOR
I THE FUMBLER Gentle Reader, charge your tumbler With anAEmic
II THE BARITONE In many a boudoir nowadays The baritone's
III THE ACTOR MANAGER Long ago, our English actors Ranked with
IV THE GILDED YOUTH A monocle he always wears, Safe screwed
V THE GOURMAND ( A Ballad of Reading Grill ) He did not wear
VI. THE DENTIST
VII THE MAN WHO KNOWS How few of us contrive to shine In
VIII THE FADDIST Gentle Reader, is your bosom filled with
IX THE COLONEL Observe him, in the best armchair, At ev'ry
X THE WAITER "He also serves who only stands and waits!" My
XI THE POLICEMAN My hero may be daily seen In ev'ry crowded
XII THE MUSIC-HALL COMEDIAN When the day of toil is ended, When
XIII THE CONVERSATIONAL REFORMER When Theo: Roos: unfurled his
XIV KING LEOPOLD
XV "BART'S" CLUB
XVI THE REVIEWER Pray observe the stern Reviewer! See with what
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