Men are luckless farmers, Their Family Trees will show, For many who grafted Peaches Are ruined by their Blow. ad brain | Golf Rule: If you strike your partner, while driving, the stroke counts against him. Health Note: To cure palpitation of the heart, it is best to ask her at once and have it over with. | banner clouds SUNDAY | GENEALOGICAL NOTE | | Any low-browed, brindle rooster Can kerdoodle if he choose ter And strut about and cackle, "Tra la la!" But an incubator chicken Hatched by steam's a mighty slick un' If it's wise enough to recognize its ma. | MONDAY | | TUESDAY | | WEDNESDAY | | THURSDAY | (1640) Torture abolished in England. | | (1906) Corsets still worn. | FRIDAY | Law now off on certain fish. Get the hook. | SATURDAY | | |
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