BY JONATHAN F. KELLEY. Philadelphia: T. B. PETERSON, No. 102 CHESTNUT STREET.
TRANSCRIBER'S NOTE
A BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH OF THE LATE JONATHAN F. KELLY.
CONTENTS.
ILLUSTRATIONS
THE HUMORS OF FALCONBRIDGE.
If it ain't right, I'll make it all right in the Morning!
Don't you believe in 'em?
The Old Black Bull
Dobbs makes "a Pint."
Used Up.
The Greatest Moral Engine.
The Story of Capt. Paul.
Hereditary Complaints.
Nights with the Caucusers.
Affecting Cruelty.
The Wolf Slayer.
The Man that knew 'em All.
A Severe Spell of Sickness.
The Race of the Aldermen.
Getting Square.
People Do Differ!
Bill Whiffletree's Dental Experience.
A-a-a-in't they Thick?
A Desperate Race.
Dodging the Responsibility.
A Night Adventure in Prairie Land.
Roosting Out.
Rather Twangy.
Passing Around the Fodder! A Dinner Sketch .
A Hint to Soyer.
The Leg of Mutton.
A Chapter on Misers.
Dog Day.
Amateur Gardening.
The Two Johns at the Tremont.
The Yankee in a Boarding School.
A Dreadful State of Excitement.
Ralph Waldo Emerson.
Humbug.
Hotel Keeping.
"According to Gunter."
Quartering upon Friends.
Jake Hinkle's Failings.
What's Going to Happen.
The Washerwoman's Windfall.
We don't Wonder at It.
Old Maguire and his Horse Bonny Doon.
Getting into the "Right Pew."
A Circuitous Route.
Major Blink's First Season at Saratoga.
Old Jack Ringbolt
Who Killed Capt. Walker?
Practical Philosophy
Borrowed finery; or, Killed off by a Ballet Girl.
Legal Advice.
Wonders of the Day.
"Don't Know You, Sir!"
A Circumlocutory Egg Pedler.
Jolly Old Times.
The Pigeon Express Man.
Jipson's Great Dinner Party.
Look out for them Lobsters.
The Fitzfaddles at Hull.
Putting Me on a Platform!
The Exorbitancy of Meanness.
"Taking Down" a Sheriff.
Governor Mifflin's First Coal Fire.
Sure Cure.
Chasing a Fugitive Subscriber.
Ambition.
Way the Women Fixed the Tale-Bearer.
Penalty of Kissing your own Wife.
Mysteries and Miseries of Housekeeping.
Miseries of a Dandy.
A Juvenile Joe Miller.
"Selling" a Landlord.
Scientific Labor.
Who was that Poor Woman?
Infirmities of Nature.
Andrew Jackson and his Mother.
Snaking out Sturgeons.
Mixing Meanings Mangling English.
Waking up the Wrong Passenger.
Genius for Business.
Have You Got Any Old Boots?
The Vagaries of Nature.
A General Disquisition on "Hinges."
Miseries of Bachelorhood.
The Science of "Diddling."
The Re-Union; Thanksgiving Story.
Cabbage vs. Men.
Wanted A Young Man from the Country.
Presence of Mind.
The Skipper's Schooner.
Philosophy of the Times.
The Emperor and the Poor Author.
The Bigger Fool, the Better Luck.
An Active Settlement.
A Yankee in a Pork-house
German Caution
Ben. McConachy's Great Dog Sell.
The Perils of Wealth
Nursing a Legacy.
The Troubles of a Mover.
The Question Settled.
How it's Done at the Astor House.
The Advertisement.
Incidents in a Fortune-Hunter's Life.
A Distinction with a Difference.
Pills and Persimmons.
Mysteries and Miseries of the Life of a City Editor.
The Tribulations of Incivility.
The Broomstick Marriage.
Appearances are Deceitful.
Cigar Smoke
An Everlasting Tall Duel
T. B. PETERSON'S LIST OF PUBLICATIONS WIDDIFIELD'S NEW COOK
"Are you de man advertised for de dogs, sa-a-ay? You needn't be afraid o' dem; come a'here, lay down, Balty—day's de dogs, mister, vot you read of!" "Ain't they rather fierce," responded the rural sportsman, eyeing the ugly brutes. "Fierce? Better believe dey are—show 'em a f-f-ight, if you want to see 'em go in for de chances! You want to see der teeth?"—Page 136.
