What He Says

Nothing.

Table of Contents

I. How Doesticks came to think of it.

II. Doesticks satisfies Philander.

III. Niagara.

IV. Doesticks on a Bender.

V. Seeking a Fortune Rail Road Felicities.

VI. Seeing the Lions Barnum's Museum.

VII. Model Boarding Houses.

VIII. The Potency of Croton Water, or an aqueous quality hitherto unknown.

IX. Modern Witchcraft.

X. City Target Excursion.

XI. A new Patent Medicine Operation.

XIII. Street Preaching A Zealous Trio, and a Religious Controversy.

XIV. Disappointed Love.

XV. Modern Patent Piety Church-Going in the City

XVI. Benevolence Run Mad Charitable Cheating.

XVII. Millerite Jubilee How they didn't go up.

XVIII. The Great "American Tragedian."

XIX. "Side Shows" of the City.

XX. New Year's Day in New York.

XXI. Amusement for the Million A 2.40 Sleigh-ride.

XXII. Cupid in Cold Weather. Valentine's Day.

XXIII. The Kentucky Tavern.

XXIV. The River Darkies.

XXV. The Thespian Wigwam.

XXVI. Theatricals Again A Night at the Bowery.

XXVII. Mysterious Secrets of the K. N.'s A Midnight Initiation. Philander Fooled.

XXVIII. A Diabolical Conspiracy A Shanghae Infernal Machine.

XXIX. An Evening with the Spiritualists Rampant Ghostology.

XXX. Special Express from Dog Paradise A Canine Ghost.

XXXI. 'Lection Day. "Paddy" versus "Sam."

XXXII. Police Adventures. Mayor Wood around.

XXXIII. Damphool Defunct Place of his Exile Description thereof and Exit.

XXXIV. Keeping the Maine Law.

XXXV. Theatricals once more. Shakspeare darkeyized. Macbeth in high colors.

XXXVI. Young America in Long Dresses Great Excitement in Babydom.

PLU-RI-BUS-TAH: A SONG THAT'S BY NO AUTHOR. BY Q. K. Philander Doesticks, P.B.

A BOOK THAT WILL MAKE ITS MARK! IN PRESS.

COTTAGE COOKERY-BOOK; OR, HOUSEKEEPING MADE EASY, PLEASANT AND

THE CARPENTER'S ASSISTANT AND

RURAL ARCHITECT. Illustrated with upwards of Two Hundred Copper and Electrotype Plates;

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