ILLUSTRATIONS
Gelett Burgess
WOWZE
A conscientious tangoist inflated with her vanity
Attempting to excel a silly partner in inanity
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BRIPKIN
A person whose apparel by its conscious imitation lies
Respecting the society in which his limitation lies
9
DIABOB
A complicated artifact devised in proof of amity
Producing to Æstheticism visual calamity
15
HUZZLECOO
A conversation intimate, intensific but amical
Surcharged with personalities outrageously dynamical
37
JIRRIWIG
An unaffected traveler engrossed in Touristology,
A middle-western species of the Baedeker biology
47
KIPE
Evaluating notice with impertinent serenity,
The envious propensity of feminine amenity
53
QUOOB
An undress-suited being in an access of humility
Apologizing vainly for apparent incivility
77
SPLOOCH
The acme of ineptitude whose quality unfortunate
Assails our sensibilities with agony importunate
89
TASHIVATE
Indulgent inattention to a chatter of banality
Emotionally answered with a feeling of tonality
93
WOG
A thinglet unpremeditated marring one’s consistency
Or dignity or pulchritude with devillish persistency
109
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