(n.) The quality of being gaudy.

Barnumism affectation apparent character appearances arsenic green bedizenment beggarliness big talk blatancy brazenness cheapness clashing colors coarseness color clash colorfulness contemptibleness convolution crassness crudeness crudity crumminess dash dazzle dazzlingness despicableness display earthiness exteriors external appearance externals extravagance extravaganza extravagation facade flagrancy flamboyance flashiness flatulence flatulency front fulsomeness gaiety garishness gaudery glare glitter gorgeousness grandiloquence grandioseness grandiosity grossness high-flown diction inflatedness inflation jaundiced yellow jauntiness jazziness lexiphanicism luridness magniloquence meanness mere externals mere rhetoric meretriciousness meritlessness miserableness obscenity obtrusiveness orotundity ostent ostentation ostentatious complexity outward appearance outward show paltriness panache pitiableness pitifulness platitudinous ponderosity polysyllabic profundity pomposity pompous prolixity pompousness pontification poorness pretension pretentiousness prose run mad public image rawness rhetoric rhetoricalness ribaldry roughness rudeness sadness screaming color sensationalism sententiousness shabbiness shamelessness shocking pink shoddiness show showiness sorriness speciousness sportiness stiltedness superficiality surface appearance surface show swelling utterance swollen phrase swollenness tall talk tawdriness tortuosity tortuousness tumidity tumidness turgescence turgidity unworthiness vain show vileness vulgarness worthlessness wretchedness