“Although we will both die, and life is utterly meaningless, my time is vastly more important than yours.”

“Death is the welcome cessation of idiocy.”

“I don't mourn the dead. I mourn the living.”

“I know all human beings will be successful. How do I know? They all die.”

“I'd rather be dead than dying.”

“There is only one dream I can guarantee... my death.”

“Treat Death as it treats us: with utter indifference.”

“What is the value of your existence?”