“All I can think is that the owners of Chick-Fil-A have decided they have had enough, that they're just going to focus on selling chicken sandwiches to as many people as they can, and they figure that keeping their views about marriage to themselves is better than having a bunch of angry activists on your doorstep.”

“All Israel wants to do is survive.”

“America is full of success stories featuring victories by the underdog.”

“Arlen Specter is a scoundrel.”

“As a Fox News Channel contributor, I've learned most of the tips over the years: look into the camera like it's a good friend; pull your suit jacket down and sit on it so it doesn't bunch up; and most importantly, never, ever say anything while sitting in that studio that you wouldn't want someone else to hear.”

“Ask any cop, and they'll assure you that it doesn't exactly take a forensics team from NCIS to figure out that someone is an illegal.”

“Despite the fact that there was not one shred of evidence that George Zimmerman 'racially profiled' Trayvon Martin, America's liberals have literally taken to the streets to denounce a verdict that was, by all accounts, a just one.”

“Donald Trump is clearly the underdog in this race. Just about every organized institution has thrown everything it has at him. And they won't stop until they get their wish, that Hillary Clinton will be sworn in on January 20, 2017.”

“'E pluribus unum' is perhaps the most obnoxious motto the Founders could have come up with, as far as liberals are concerned. They don't mind the e pluribus part - they love to note the things that divide and separate us. But they positively despise the unum part.”

“Education means teaching kids how to do stuff and how to think about stuff. Education is a pretty simple concept with a very clear way to measure results: you give some kind of an exam - maybe it's one of those standardized tests all kids hate, maybe it's some kind of essay, but whatever it is, it'll measure the results, and the kids will hate it.”

“Every new revelation about the Obama Administration comes with the familiar musical notes of the Rod Serling TV classic ringing in my head: 'Do-dee-do-do, do-dee-do-do.'”

“For many impoverished people, living under a tarp or in a cardboard box is a way of life.”

“For millions of Americans, the continued incarceration of Jose Compean and Ignacio Ramos is a grim reminder of everything that has gone wrong with border security.”

“For years, I have been criticized for supporting the military because I have no military experience. It's one of the craziest complaints I've ever experienced in over 30 years as a radio talk show host.”

“Fueled by the kindness and generosity of strangers, 'Food for the Poor' builds houses for people.”

“Getting to shake hands, pose for pictures, sign books, and interact with people who listen to our radio shows is a blast.”

“Hamas, Hezbollah, and other Arab terror groups are committed to the destruction of Israel, a position supported by millions in the Muslim world.”

“I cannot imagine what it must feel like to be treated differently because of the color of my skin.”

“I continually ask myself if a decision I'm about to make falls short in the eyes of God or my family or my colleagues. It's actually a pretty simple litmus test: am I doing the right thing or not? The answer is generally an easy one.”

“I expected a lot of flak over my new book, '50 Things Liberals Love to Hate' from, well, liberals. It's not a big shock that the kind of liberals I skewer in the book - the radical, Che Guevara-loving type - have posted scathing reviews at Amazon and written nasty e-mails and voiced opposition to a book they haven't actually read.”

“I guess many of us are just prone to see what the other side is up to, maybe to reinforce our own worldviews and feel confident that our ideology is right and theirs is wrong.”

“I often debate liberals on Fox News Channel who tend to start yelling and attacking when they run out of facts or common sense. I suppose these folks figure if they bow up and get in our faces, we'll just back down and see the world their way.”

“I want to attract as many people as I can to listen to my show, and I don't expect everyone to always agree with me.”

“I wish I could understand why so many people have a nearly manic desire to excuse, defend, explain or condone evil.”

“If a natural disaster like a flock of birds or a bolt of lightning causes a plane's engines to fail, you know what should be expected? That the pilot will keep his or her wits about them and do their best to save each and every soul on board. That's precisely what Captain 'Sully' Sullenberger and the rest of his crew did.”

“If a police officer is looking for a criminal, he or she might stop a number of people in that particular area and ask to see their driver's license. No one bellyaches about civil rights or privacy issues. We're just happy the cops are trying to find the bad guy.”

“If any person - white, black, brown or yellow - objects to having a police officer potentially ask them for their ID, it makes me wonder what that person is trying to hide.”

“If there's a swarm of bees outside an open window, it might be a good idea to close the window, even if a few bees have already flown into the house. Somehow, Democrats who oppose shutting the border don't see the analogy.”

“If you asked a team of expert psychologists and sociological researchers to come up with a design that was sure to infuriate and offend liberals in America, they'd probably come up with what we call the Great Seal.”

“I'm fired up about TV converter boxes.”

“I'm not brave. Far from it.”

“I'm not fond of kicking a man when he's down.”

“I'm the kind of guy who likes to have a little friendly banter, even with someone I disagree with.”

“In many cases, the joy and honor of having a home has lifted people into a spirit of determination to try and achieve a better life for themselves and their families.”

“It doesn't matter if one is live on-air or sitting through a commercial break. There aren't any on or off switches on a lapel pin microphone; it is always 'hot.'”

“It's awfully hard to get into the head of a liberal. Instead of logic and reason, they are drawn to emotions and feelings.”

“It's my goal to show the world that Americans know how to help Americans without expecting the government to come riding in on a white horse and save the day.”

“I've caught myself watching MSNBC more and more, simply amazed at the nightly hate-fest against millions of Americans who don't see the world through the granny glasses of Keith Olbermann or any of the other radical liberals who host shows there.”

“I've loved traveling around the country and meeting people at book signings.”

“I've made mistakes, usually when I felt backed against a wall or faced enormous pressure. I'm human and flawed.”

“Jesse Jackson is a master of the old expression that it doesn't matter what someone says about you as long as they spell your name right.”

“Leave it to an Obama supporter to bring up Iraq in the middle of a conversation about the swine flu pandemic.”

“Let me get this straight: I can't defend the military because I didn't serve. So does that mean I can't support police officers or firefighters because I've never been one? How about teachers? Can I support them since I've never taught a class before?”

“Liberals don't think parents can be left to their own devices when it comes to raising our children.”

“Liberals instinctively cling to racism or bigotry or hate or narrow-mindedness whenever they can.”

“Liberals spend a whole lot of time trying to convince us they love teachers, but dig even skin deep into the matter, and it becomes evident that liberals hate teachers.”

“Liberals would prefer it if the bald eagle on the Great Seal was holding olive branches in both talons, or, better, an olive branch in one, and maybe a soft cushion in the other, to entice our enemies to lie down and snooze.”

“Listener and reader input is every bit as important as anything any of us can say. We'd be like crazy people chattering in the middle of that empty field that Joe Biden thinks we should stand in to be safe from swine flu if it weren't for the calls, the letters, the blogs, and the reaction from our audience.”

“Many activists and antagonists who are on the wrong side of an issue employ the tactic of, 'the best defense is a good offense.'”

“Maybe I'm just as bad as my critics who hound me.”

“Michael Savage turns on a microphone and broadcasts his opinions to faithful followers who enjoy listening to his views on politics, social issues, and anything else that this colorful, provocative, entertaining guy comes up with. It doesn't matter which of his views I agree or disagree with.”

“Millions of Americans recognize the right of private businesses to donate to any cause they choose; that if one doesn't want to patronize a chicken sandwich business, one can certainly buy fast food anywhere they want.”

“Oliver Stone might think he's a guy who chews with his mouth open and yells at the hired help, but the George W. Bush I've spent nearly three hours with is a warm, funny, smart, engaged, compassionate, patriotic, decent and honorable man.”

“One day before I die, I will finally understand why liberals, especially Jewish liberals, fail to fully support Israel in its right to survive terror attacks.”

“'Out of many, one' is the national motto, and what the Founders imagined it meant is that out of the great and celebrated differences between us comes one nation and one larger purpose.”

“People are savvy enough to know that simply a threat of litigation is tantamount to a nice, hefty check.”

“People on the Left get a pass when it comes to condemning white Americans.”

“People who are desperate for Barack Obama to win the presidency are capable of practically anything.”

“Public school teachers enjoy a huge amount of job security, thanks to their powerful unions and inflexible work rules.”

“Respect? The people supporting illegals don't know the meaning of the word.”

“The arrogance of the Left always fascinates me.”

“The belief that government must be the ultimate nanny to our children is one of the fundamental philosophical disagreements between the Right and Left.”

“'The Daily Show' is a cultural phenomenon.”

“The George Zimmerman/Trayvon Martin affair is one of the most important and clarifying moments in American history.”

“The global warming hysterics don't just offer opinions and beliefs about greenhouse gases and the like. These are people who speak as if they belong to a cult.”

“The Kennedy family might be a lot of things, but for RFK, Jr., 'warm and fuzzy' doesn't exactly come to mind.”

“The more insanity that comes from Washington, D.C., the stronger the loyal opposition becomes.”

“The sheer genius of talk radio and Townhall.com is that the environment is so interactive.”

“The silliest, most frustrating national dialogue has been this chattering about waterboarding and slapping around bad guys in order to extract information from them.”

“There is simply no defending the preferred mode of travel for many of the celebrity crazies who lecture us about carbon credits. Do you think these folks are willing to give up their mansions and private jets in order to 'save the planet?'”

“This game of pretending that to be Never Trump doesn't lead to a President Hillary Clinton has to end.”

“Want to fire up a liberal? Dare to suggest that a nervous looking young Middle Eastern man standing in a TSA line to get on an airplane should be scrutinized.”

“We are, after all, a nation of laws. And we live in a culture where carrying a form of identification is as normal as keeping your car keys in your pocket. When any of us walk into a grocery store and cashes a check, no one skips a beat when asked to present our driver's license.”

“'We don't torture' is the anguished cry of squishy people who have decided that trying to frighten terrorists by roughing them up is somehow the very definition of torture.”

“We know how to take care of one another without whining and accusing and belly-aching.”

“We simply have to reign in the piggish people and money-hungry lawyers who chase every ambulance they see and expect companies and individuals to pay for everything that goes wrong.”

“While headlines are being generated about the Democrat mindset of nationalizing private businesses and bailing out failed ventures, we seem to be ignoring one of the most massive bail-outs ever: the taxpayer-funded process of transitioning people from analog to digital television.”

“You can't improve what you can't measure, and liberals have resisted any kind of meaningful measurement of success in the classroom for decades. Instead of focusing on the three R's, liberals have thrown up a barrage of silly things designed to distract us all from their awful stewardship of the schools.”