“Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”

“Gags die, humor doesn't.”

“Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.”

“Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.”

“I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.”

“I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.”

“If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”

“It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.”

“Modesty is my best quality.”

“My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.”