“I believe there's nothing I can't accomplish.”

“I do date quite frequently.”

“I don't sit down and have meals too often, unless I go out for dinner.”

“I hope that my daughter grows up empowered and doesn't define herself by the way she looks but by qualities that make her a intelligent, strong and responsible woman.”

“I just like making people laugh.”

“I like hanging out with people.”

“I love acting. I love performing.”

“I played football, honestly, to get a scholarship.”

“I think an education is beneficial, but whether it takes an education to be successful in the arts is a whole other question.”

“I think commercials are something that everyone does to get out there and get a little bit of exposure, get their feet wet, and also pay the bills. So anytime you can be a part of a wonderful, fun commercial, that's just a bonus.”

“I write short stories. I write every day.”

“If a woman is into me, it usually takes me awhile to figure that out. She has to hit me over the head with it.”

“If you have the athletic ability, why waste it in one sport?”

“I'm just a normal guy.”

“I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.”

“I've been acting since 2002, around about there.”

“Listen, I'm a big fan of everything on NBC. When I think of comedy on TV, I really think of NBC.”

“People really love 'Madea' movies and get a kick out of them. They're phenomenally successful. People get excited when a new one's coming out.”

“Raising a daughter is hard work. There's no other way to describe it for me.”

“Sorry, I'm not much of a cook.”

“What is good hair? It can be anything to anyone. Good hair is healthy hair, whatever you perceive that to be.”

“When a girl finally texts me back, that ding on the phone is like an angel singing.”

“When it comes to me, I know what I can do and can't do.”

“Who names themselves 'The Situation?' I do not take myself seriously like that - not in the least bit - that would be so pretentious.”

“Writers sometimes write things for me and I like to see what they write because I want to see what their take on my delivery is or what they think that I can do with something. So I kind of leave that to them.”

“You know, I stopped being competitive after I played football.”