“I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid.”

“I hate being wrong, but I love it when I'm set straight.”

“I have no mouth, and I must scream.”

“Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.”

“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”

“To say more, is to say less.”

“When belief in a god dies, the god dies.”