“I cannot sing the old songs now! It is not that I deem them low, 'Tis that I can't remember how They go.”
“I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvellous. It must be very inexpensive.”
“Meaning, however, is no great matter.”
“Read not Milton, for he is dry; nor Shakespeare, for he wrote of common life.”