“Being thrown out of this place is significantly better than being thrown out of a leper colony.”

“Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.”

“I reckon this could mean another 10 million at the box office.”

“If you still want to kill him, do me a favor and take him outside. Those are new sheets.”

“It's been my experience that every time I think I know where it's at, it's usually somewhere else.”

“Nothing matters but the facts. Without them, the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game.”

“Shame is an unhappy emotion invented by pietists in order to exploit the human race.”

“There's so few people in this town with a conscience.”