“Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day.”

“Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.”

“Hi, Billy Mays here for...”

“I don't take on a product unless I believe in it. I use everything that I sell.”

“I enjoy what I do. I think it shows.”

“I love beautiful wood.”

“I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.”

“Is it demonstratable? Does it have that wow factor? Is it easy to use? Is it priced right?”

“It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.”

“It's important for me to sell a product that works.”

“I've done well for myself.”

“Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing.”

“Life's a pitch, then you buy.”

“Long live your laundry!”

“My voice, my likeness is my livelihood. That's it. I keep it simple. I pick good products.”

“One of the things that we hope to do with 'Pitchmen' is to give people an appreciation of what we do.”

“Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air.”

“The best things in life are free - and USD19.95.”

“The infomercial business has been good to me.”

“When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best.”

“You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine.”