“A lot of comics aren't their on-screen personas; Chris Rock isn't always ranting and raving. What I do is make myself this over-the-top character that people either find endearing or they think is a joke. Then I can do anything I want.”

“A lot of people in Hollywood, and everywhere pretty much, operate on fear. No one wants to get fired, so everyone's scared to take a chance. There's money involved, and there are careers and reputations on the line.”

“Every actor-performer says this, and it sounds so irritating, but I'm not the most outgoing person.”

“Facebook is weird. They have all of these seemingly random rules that I'm sure make sense to them, but don't make sense to me or any people.”

“For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know.”

“I came back to New York after college like any number of struggling performers, and you just find that niche where you can have some sort of impact. And for me that turned out to be comedy.”

“I thought I was going to be like Kevin Spacey in college.”

“I thought it would be funny to go to my Korean dry cleaner and ask her about my head shot, as if it's the most important thing in the world, and as if it's something that everyone should weigh on because it's important to me.”

“I was very much an only child who was raised by the television and movies, and I grew up in New York. We weren't, like, rich people, but we were middle-class people and my parents supported this love I had for entertainment.”

“I would not have a career without Facebook and Twitter. That's the truth.”

“If you really think you have something good, you can't take no for an answer. You've got to get in there and ignore the people who say no.”

“There have been man-on-the-street interviews for years, but insulting people is not that funny to me.”