It was twilight when Methusalem drew up again before the twin doors. This time Caleb did not fail. “Sow glad you ain’t brought the wet!” “But I have—he’s snoring inside,” Jinny called down. “Lord!” said Caleb, taking another look. “Oi did see his head, but by this owl-light Oi thought ’twas a cheese.” Jinny’s laugh rippled out and Elijah Skindle started up and sneezed. He looked round dazedly for his cap. “We’ve arrived?” he asked shamefacedly, clapping it on. “Yes,” said Jinny, “but the pig’s all right. I fear you’ve had a wasted journey.” She jumped down. “Wasted?” He sat up ardently. “Don’t say wasted.” “A good nap is a comfort,” she agreed. “I may have dozed off—your singing rocked me to sleep, I reckon. But all the while I’ve been trying to tell you——” His voice broke. “I know,” she said softly. “I heard you.” “Did I talk in my sleep?” he asked innocently. “Through your nose.” He winced as at a blow on it. “That’s—that’s nature,” he stammered: “I don’t suppose even females are free from snoring.” “Maria isn’t,” observed Jinny, patting Methusalem. Martha hurried out happily, with a piece of sugar for the same favoured beast. “Maria’s been walking with me!” she cried rapturously. “And eating hearty,” added Caleb. “If you ask me, she was drunk.” “Oh, Flynt!” cried Martha. “Aren’t you ashamed to speak like that about your own pig; and before strangers?” “But that rolled and kicked last night same as a sow Oi seen once that swallowed a thick wine. Happen Maria got swillin’ at old Peartree’s beer-barrel!” “How could she do that?” Jinny protested. “Turned on the tap like a Christian. Same as your Methusalem opens our gate.” Elijah picked up his pipe and his cap and scrambled down. “Appears to me I’ve been brought here under false pretences.” “We’ll pay you all the same,” said Caleb with dignity. “But how am I to get back to Chipstone?” He had followed Maria in reckless abandonment, and now came the prose of life with its questions. “If we’re going to pay the gentleman,” put in Martha, “he may as well have a look at Maria.” Mr. Skindle agreed it was as well to make a possible future patient’s acquaintance, but repeated his inquiry. “There’s Shanks’s mare,” said Jinny blandly. Caleb pointed towards the brook. “It’s onny seven miles by Swash End through Plashy Walk.” “Plashy Hall has a dog,” objected Elijah. “Well, you’re used to dogs,” said Jinny. “My instrument-case is too heavy. You’ll have to give me a lift to your house.” “With pleasure,” she said. “But Blackwater Hall is still farther from Chipstone.” “Anyhow I can get a trap from the village,” he said firmly. “No, you can’t, and even if you walk to Long Bradmarsh it’s a toss-up if you’ll get anything at ‘The King of Prussia.’” “Well, take me as far as the bridge—I’ll pay extra.” “I can’t guarantee Methusalem will go back.” “That’s all right,” he said cheerfully. “Horses know I stand no nonsense. And now, Uncle, as soon as I’ve lit my pipe, I’ll be ready for the pig. Got a match?” To his disgust, Caleb produced a lucifer and a phial of sulphuric acid for dipping it in. The now well-established friction matches—that boon to the idle and extravagant—had not yet reached Frog Farm, where even flint and steel had been dispossessed but slowly. But the relit pipe was comforting. “Wait a moment, Mr. Flynt,” said Jinny, tendering a packet as he started convoying the vet. “Your neckerchief!” “Neckerchief!” cried Martha. “And what about my new bonnet?” “’Twas only to be cleaned,” Caleb reminded her. “And by the same token, mother, don’t forget we settled the wet was to read the letter.” Elijah raised his eyebrows. “Ah, yes—I’ll get it.” And Martha hurried within. “You see, Jinny,” Caleb explained, “the missus got a letter from Cousin Caroline, and we thought the gentleman here could make one job of it with the pig.” “But why can’t I read it?” “You ain’t married.” “No more is Mr. Skindle.” Elijah flushed furiously. “Noa—but ef it’s too—too womanish, Oi’ll arx him kindly to break it to me, sow Oi can break it to the missus when he’s gone.” “Is this the letter?” asked Jinny, as Martha reappeared with it. “That’s her—came all of an onplunge,” he repeated. “But that’s not from your Cousin Caroline!” said Jinny, with a thrill of excitement as she took it. “Noa?” gasped Caleb, as if the world was tumbling about his ears. Then he smiled. “You’re making game—you ain’t opened her yet.” “But who else is it from?” cried Martha, catching her excitement. “Can’t you see? It’s from Will.” “Will!” Martha gave a great cry, and clutched at the letter. “My baby Will!” Caleb scratched his head. “Now which would be Will?” “Will was the freckled, good-looking one,” said Jinny. “Oh, Jinny,” said Martha. “They were all good-looking—took after Flynt. Dear heart, you can’t ha’ forgotten our tot after all that flurry. ’Tis only seven or eight years since he——” “Ay, ay,” cried Caleb. “Him what mowed the cat’s whiskers.” “No, dear heart, that was Ben.” “To be sure. Ben’s the barber in New York—or some such place.” “No, Caleb. That’s Isaac.” “Isaac? Then Will ’ud be the one what married the coffee-coloured lady.” “I told you the other day that was Christopher.” “Ay, him in Australia.” “Africa surely,” put in Elijah, puffing at his pipe with superior amusement. “They furrin places be much of a muchness,” said Caleb. “And my buoy-oys were as like as a baker’s dozen.” “There were girls in the batch,” corrected Martha. “But how you can forget that dreadful Sunday night, you who snipped the darling’s buttons——!” “If I don’t see the pig soon,” interrupted Elijah, losing patience, “the light’ll be gone altogether.” “Oi’ll git a lantern,” said Caleb placidly. “Oi often used to set and wonder how they lads knowed theirselves, the one from the ’tother. Well, the Lord bless ’em all, says Oi, wherever they goo, and whichever they be.” “So you see,” said Jinny, with a faint blush hardly visible by owl-light, “there’s no need to waste Mr. Skindle’s time over the letter.” “No more there ain’t!” said Caleb dazedly. “Come along, sir!” |