Title: Night Must Fall Author: Emlyn Williams Language: English Produced by Georgia Young, Tiffany Vergon, Charles Aldarondo, Charles Franks, and the Online Distributed Proofreaders Team EMLYN WILLIAMSNIGHT MUST FALLA PLAY IN THREE ACTSALL RIGHTS RESERVEDTHE PERFORMING RIGHTS OF THIS PLAY ARE FULLY PROTECTED, AND PERMISSION TO PERFORM IT, WHETHER BY AMATEURS OR PROFESSIONALS, MUST BE GAINED IN ADVANCE FROM THE AUTHOR'S SOLE AGENT, WALTER PEACOCK, 60 HAYMARKET, LONDON, S.W. I.PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA BY THE VAN REES PRESSEHTo M. W. THE CHARACTERS(in the order of their appearance) THE LORD CHIEF JUSTICE BEFORE THE PLAYThe Court of Criminal Appeal The action of the play takes place in the sitting-room of Forest Corner, Mrs. Bramson's bungalow in Essex. The time is the present. ACT I: A morning in October.ACT II SCENE I: An afternoon twelve days later. SCENE II: Late afternoon, two days later.ACT III SCENE I: Half an hour later. Nightfall. SCENE II: Half an hour later.BEFORE THE PLAYThe orchestra plays light tunes until the house lights are turned down; the curtain rises in darkness, accompanied by solemn music. A small light grows in the middle of the stage, and shows the LORD CHIEF JUSTICE sitting in judgment, wearing wig and red robes of office, in the Court of Criminal Appeal. His voice, cold and disapproving, gradually swells up with the light as he reaches his peroration. LORD CHIEF JUSTICE: … and there is no need to recapitulate here the arguments for and against this point of law, which we heard in the long and extremely fair summing up at the trial of the appellant at the Central Criminal Court. The case was clearly put to the jury; and it is against sentence of death for these two murders that the prisoner now appeals. Which means that the last stage of this important and extremely horrible case has now been reached. On a later page in the summing up, the learned judge said this … (turning over papers) … "This case has, through the demeanour of the prisoner in the witness-box, obtained the most widespread and scandalous publicity, which I would beg you most earnestly, members of the jury, to forget." I cannot help thinking that the deplorable atmosphere of sentimental melodrama which has pervaded this trial has made the theatre a more fitting background for it than a court of law; but we are in a court of law, nevertheless, and the facts have been placed before the court. A remarkable and in my opinion praiseworthy feature of the case has been that the sanity of the prisoner has never been called into question; and, like the learned judge, the Court must dismiss as mischievous pretence the attitude of this young man who stands convicted of two brutal murders in cold blood. This case has, from beginning to end, exhibited no feature calling for sympathy; the evidence has on every point been conclusive, and on this evidence the jury have convicted the appellant. In the opinion of the Court there is no reason to interfere with that conviction, and this appeal must be dismissed. The chords of solemn music are heard again, and the stage gradually darkens. A few seconds later the music merges into the sound of church bells playing far away, and the lights come up on. ACT IThe sitting-room of Forest Corner, MRS. BRAMSON'S _bungalow in a forest in Essex, A fine morning in October. Centre back, a small hall; in its left side the front door of the house (throughout the play, "left" and "right" refer to the audience's left and right). Thick plush curtains can be drawn across the entrance to the hall; they are open at the moment. Windows, one on each side of the hall, with window-seats and net curtains beyond which can be glimpsed the pine-trees of the forest. In the left wall, upstage, a door leading to the kitchen. In the left wall, downstage, the fireplace; above it, a cretonne-covered sofa, next to a very solid cupboard built into the wall; below it a cane armchair. In the right wall, upstage, a door leading to _MRS. BRAMSON'S _bedroom. In the right wall, downstage, wide-open paned doors leading to the sun-room. Right downstage, next the sun-room, a large dining-table with four straight chairs round it. Between the bedroom and the sun-room, a desk with books on it, a cupboard below it, and a hanging mirror on the wall above. Above the bedroom, a corner medicine cupboard. Between the hall and the right window, an occasional table. The bungalow is tawdry but cheerful; it is built entirely of wood, with an oil lamp fixed in the wall over the occasional table. The room is comfortably furnished, though in fussy and eccentric Victorian taste; stuffed birds, Highland cattle in oils, antimacassars, and wax fruit are unobtrusively in evidence. On the mantelpiece, an ornate chiming clock. The remains of breakfast on a tray on the table_. MRS. BRAMSON is sitting in a wheeled chair in the centre of the room. She is a fussy, discontented, common woman of fifty-five, old-fashioned both in clothes and coiffure; NURSE LIBBY, a kindly, matter-of-fact young north-country woman in district nurse's uniform, is sitting on the sofa, massaging one of her hands. OLIVIA GRAYNE sits on the old woman's right; holding a book; she is a subdued young woman of twenty-eight, her hair tied severely in a knot, wearing horn-rimmed spectacles; there is nothing in any way remarkable about her at the moment. HUBERT LAURIE _is sitting in the armchair, scanning the "Daily Telegraph." He is thirty-five, moustached, hearty, and pompous, wearing plus fours and smoking a pipe. A pause. The church bells die away_. MRS. BRAMSON (sharply): Go on. OLIVIA (reading): "… Lady Isabel humbly crossed her attenuated hands upon her chest. 'I am on my way to God,' she whispered, 'to answer for all my sins and sorrows.' 'Child,' said Miss Carlyle, 'had I anything to do with sending you from …' (turning over) '… East Lynne?' Lady Isabel shook her head and cast down her gaze." MRS. BRAMSON (aggressively): Now that's what I call a beautiful character. NURSE: Very pretty. But the poor thing'd have felt that much better tucked up in 'ospital instead of lying about her own home gassing her 'ead off—— MRS. BRAMSON: Sh! NURSE: Sorry. OLIVIA (reading): "'Thank God,' inwardly breathed Miss Corny…. MRS. BRAMSON: You don't see many books like East Lynne about nowadays. HUBERT: No, you don't. OLIVIA (reading): "'I want to see Archibald,' whispered Lady MRS. BRAMSON (sharply): Olivia! OLIVIA: Yes, auntie? MRS. BRAMSON (craftily): You're not skipping, are you? OLIVIA: Am I? MRS. BRAMSON: You've missed out about Lady Isabel taking up her cross and the weight of it killing her. I may be a fool, but I do know East Lynne. OLIVIA: Perhaps there were two pages stuck together. MRS. BRAMSON: Very convenient when you want your walk, eh? Yes, I am a fool, I suppose, as well as an invalid. OLIVIA: But I thought you were so much better—— NURSE: You'd two helpings of bacon at breakfast, remember—— MRS. BRAMSON: Doctor's orders. You know every mouthful's agony to me. HUBERT (deep in his paper): There's a man here in Weston-super-Mare who stood on his head for twenty minutes for a bet, and he hasn't come to yet. MRS. BRAMSON (sharply): I thought this morning I'd never be able to face the day. HUBERT: But last night when you opened the port—— MRS. BRAMSON: I've had a relapse since then. My heart's going like anything. Give me a chocolate. OLIVIA rises and fetches her a chocolate from a large box on the table. NURSE: How does it feel? MRS. BRAMSON: Nasty. (Munching her chocolate.) I know it's neuritis. NURSE: You know, Mrs. Bramson, what you want isn't massage at all, only exercise. Your body—— MRS. BRAMSON: Don't you dictate to me about my body. Nobody here understands my body or anything else about me. As for sympathy, I've forgotten the meaning of the word. (To OLIVIA) What's the matter with your face? OLIVIA (startled): I—I really don't know. MRS. BRAMSON: It's as long as my arm. OLIVIA (drily): I'm afraid it's made like that. She crosses the room, and comes back again. MRS. BRAMSON: What are you walking up and down for? What's the matter with you? Aren't you happy here? OLIVIA: It's a bit lonely, but I'll get used to it. MRS. BRAMSON: Lonely? All these lovely woods? What are you talking about? Don't you like nature? NURSE: Will that be all for to-day? MRS. BRAMSON: I suppose it'll have to be. NURSE (rising and taking her bag from the sofa): Well, I've that confined lady still waiting in Shepperley. (Going into the hall) Toodle-oo! MRS. BRAMSON: Mind you call again Wednesday. In case my neuritis sets in again. NURSE (turning in the hall): I will that. And if paralysis pops up, let me know. Toodle-oo! She marches cheerily out of the front door. MRS. BRAMSON cannot make up her mind if the last remark is sarcastic or not. She concentrates on OLIVIA. MRS. BRAMSON: You know, you mustn't think just because this house is lonely you're going to get a rise in salary. Oh, no…. I expect you've an idea I'm worth a good bit of money, haven't you?… It isn't my money you're after, is it? OLIVIA (setting chairs to rights round the table): I'm sorry, but my sense of humour can't stand the strain. I'll have to go. MRS. BRAMSON: Can you afford to go? OLIVIA (after a pause, controlling herself): You know I can't. MRS. BRAMSON: Then don't talk such nonsense. Clear the breakfast things. OLIVIA hesitates, then crosses to the kitchen door. (Muttering): Sense of humour indeed, never heard of such a thing…. OLIVIA (at the door): Mrs. Terence, will you clear away? She goes to the left window, and looks out. MRS. BRAMSON: You wait, my girl. Pride comes before a fall. Won't catch a husband with your nose in the air, you know. OLIVIA: I don't want a husband. MRS. BRAMSON: Don't like men, I suppose? Never heard of them, I suppose? Don't believe you. See? OLIVIA (resigned): I see. It's going to be a fine day. MRS. BRAMSON (taking up "East Lynne" from the table): It'll cloud over, I expect. OLIVIA: I don't think so. The trees look beautiful with the sun on them. Everything looks so clean. (Lifting up three books from the window seat) Shall I pack the other half of Mrs. Henry Wood? MRS. BRAMSON: Mrs. Henry Wood? Who's Mrs. Henry Wood? Pack the other half of Mrs. Henry Wood? What are you talking about? OLIVIA: She wrote your favourite book—East Lynne. MRS. BRAMSON (looking at her book): Oh … (Picking a paper out of it.) What's this? (Reading ponderously) A sonnet. "The flame of passion is not red but white, not quick but slow—" OLIVIA (going to her and snatching it from her with a cry): MRS. BRAMSON: Writing poetry! That's a hobby and a half, I must say! OLIVIA (crossing to the fireplace): It's only a silly poem I amused myself with at college. It's not meant for anybody but me. MRS. BRAMSON: You're a dark horse, you are. MRS. TERENCE enters from the kitchen. She is the cook, middle-aged, MRS. TERENCE (grimly): Would you be wanting anything? MRS. BRAMSON: Yes. Clear away. MRS. TERENCE: That's Dora's job. Where's Dora? OLIVIA: She's gone into the clearing for some firewood. MRS. BRAMSON: You can't expect the girl to gather firewood with one hand and clear breakfast with the other. Clear away. MRS. TERENCE (crossing to the table, under her breath): All right, you sour-faced old hag. HUBERT drops his pipe. MRS. BRAMSON winces and looks away. MRS. TERENCE clears the table. HUBERT (to OLIVIA): What—what was that she said? MRS. TERENCE: She 'eard. And then she 'as to save 'er face and pretend she 'asn't. She knows nobody but me'd stay with 'er a day if I went. MRS. BRAMSON: She oughtn't to talk to me like that. I know she steals my sugar. MRS. TERENCE: That's a living lie. (Going round to her) Here are your roses. MRS. BRAMSON: You've cut them too young. I knew you would. MRS. TERENCE (taking up her tray and starting for the kitchen): Then you come out and pick the ones you want, and you'll only 'ave yourself to blame. MRS. BRAMSON: That's a nice way to talk to an invalid. MRS. TERENCE: If you're an invalid, I'm the Prince of Wales. She goes back into the kitchen. OLIVIA: Would you like me to read some more? BRAMSON: No. I'm upset for the day now. I'd better see she does pick the right roses. (Wheeling herself, muttering) That woman's a menace. Good mind to bring an action against her. She ought to be put away…. (Shouting) Wait for me, wait for me! Her voice dies away in the kitchen. The kitchen door closes. HUBERT and OLIVIA are alone. OLIVIA: That's the fifth action she's threatened to bring this week. (She crosses to the right window.) HUBERT: She's a good one to talk about putting away. Crikey! She'll be found murdered one of these days…. (Suddenly reading from his paper) "In India a population of three and a half hundred million is loyal to Britain; now——" OLIVIA: Oh, Hubert! (Good humouredly) I thought I'd cured you of that. HUBERT: Sorry. OLIVIA: You've only had two weeks of her. I've had six. A pause. She sighs restlessly. HUBERT: Fed up? OLIVIA: It's such a very inadequate expression, don't you think?… (After a pause) How bright the sun is to-day…. She is pensive, far-away, smiling. HUBERT: A penny for 'em. OLIVIA: I was just thinking … I often wonder on a very fine morning what it'll be like … for night to come. And I never can. And yet it's got to…. (Looking at his perplexed face) It is silly, isn't it? DORA comes in from the kitchen with a duster and crosses towards the bedroom. She is a pretty, stupid, and rather sluttish country girl of twenty, wearing a maid's uniform. She looks depressed. Who are those men, Dora? DORA: What men, miss? OLIVIA: Over there, behind the clearing. DORA: Oh…. (Peering past her) Oh. 'Adn't seen them. What are they doing poking about in that bush? OLIVIA (absently): I don't know. I saw them yesterday too, farther down the woods. DORA (lamely): I expect they're looking for something. She goes into the bedroom. HUBERT: She looks a bit off-colour, doesn't she? OLIVIA: The atmosphere must be getting her down too. HUBERT: I'm wondering if I'm going to be able to stand it myself. OLIVIA (smiling): There's nothing to prevent you staying at home every day for another week … is there? HUBERT (still apparently reading his paper): Oh, yes, there is. What d'you think I invite myself to lunch every day for? You don't think it's the old geyser, do you? OLIVIA (smiling): No. She comes down to the table. HUBERT: Don't want to sound rude, et cetera, but women don't get men proposing to them every day, you know … (Turning over a page) Gosh, what a wizard machine— OLIVIA (sitting at the left of the table): I can't think why you want to marry me, as a matter of fact. It isn't the same as if I were very pretty, or something. HUBERT: You do say some jolly rum things, Olivia, upon my soul. OLIVIA: I'll tell you why, then, if it makes you feel any better. You're cautious; and you want to marry me because I'm quiet. I'd make you a steady wife, and run a home for you. HUBERT: There's nothing to be ashamed of in being steady. I'm steady myself. OLIVIA: I know you are. HUBERT: Then why aren't you keen? OLIVIA (after a pause, tolerant but weary): Because you're an unmitigated bore. HUBERT: A bore? (Horrified) Me, a bore? Upon my word, Olivia, I think you're a bit eccentric, I do really. Sorry to be rude, and all that, but that's put the kybosh on it! People could call me a thing or two, but I've never been called a bore! OLIVIA: Bores never are. People are too bored with them to call them anything. HUBERT: I suppose you'd be more likely to say "Yes" if I were an unmitigated bounder? OLIVIA (with a laugh): Oh, don't be silly…. HUBERT (going to her): You're a rum girl, Olivia, upon my soul you are. P'raps that's why I think you're so jolly attractive. Like a mouse one minute, and then this straight-from-the-shoulder business…. What is a sonnet? OLIVIA: It's a poem of fourteen lines. HUBERT: Oh, yes, Shakespeare…. Never knew you did a spot of rhyming, Olivia! Now that's what I mean about you…. We'll have to start calling you Elizabeth Bronte! She turns away. He studies her. You are bored, aren't you? He walks to the sun-room. She rouses herself and turns to him impetuously. OLIVIA: I'm being silly, I know—of course I ought to get married, and of course this is a wonderful chance, and—HUBERT (moving to her): Good egg! Then you will? OLIVIA (stalling): Give me a—another week or two—will you? HUBERT: Oh. My holiday's up on the twenty-seventh. OLIVIA: I know I'm being tiresome, but— MRS. BRAMSON (in the kitchen): The most disgraceful thing I've ever heard— HUBERT: She's coming back…. OLIVIA rises and goes to the right window. HUBERT hurries into the sun-room. MRS. BRAMSON is wheeled back from the kitchen by MRS. TERENCE, to the centre of the room. She (MRS. BRAMSON) has found the pretext for the scene she has been longing to make since she got up this morning. MRS. BRAMSON: Fetch that girl here. This minute. MRS. TERENCE: Oh, leave the child alone. MRS. BRAMSON: Leave her alone, the little sneak-thief? Fetch her here. MRS. TERENCE (at the top of her voice): Dora! (Opening the front door and calling into the trees) Dora! OLIVIA: What's Dora done now? MRS. BRAMSON: Broken three of my Crown Derby, that's all. Thought if she planted them in the rose-bed I wouldn't be well enough ever to see them, I suppose. Well, I have seen. MRS. TERENCE (crossing and calling to the bedroom): You're wanted. DORA'S VOICE: What for? MRS. TERENCE: She wants to kiss you good morning, what d'you think…. She collects the table-cloth, fetches a vase from the mantelpiece, and goes into the kitchen. DORA enters gingerly from the bedroom, carrying a cup and saucer on a tray. DORA: Did you want me, mum? MRS. BRAMSON: Crown Derby to you, my girl. DORA (uncertain): Beg pardon, mum? MRS. BRAMSON: I suppose you think that china came from Marks and DORA: Oh…. (Snivelling) Oh … oh … OLIVIA (coming between DORA and MRS. BRAMSON): Come along, Dora, it's not as bad as all that. DORA: Oh, yes, it is…. Oh…. MRS. BRAMSON: You can leave, that's all. You can leave. Appalled, DORA drops the tray and breaks the saucer. That settles it. Now you'll have to leave. DORA (with a cry): Oh, please I … (Kneeling, and collecting broken china) Oh, ma'am—I'm not meself, you see…. (Snivelling) I'm in a terrible trouble…. MRS. BRAMSON: Have you been stealing? DORA (shocked): Oh, no! OLIVIA (after a pause): Are you going to have a baby? After a pause, DORA nods. DORA (putting the china in her apron): The idea of me stealing…. I do go to Sunday school, anyways…. MRS. BRAMSON: So that's the game. Wouldn't think butter would melt in her mouth…. You'll have to go, of course; I can't have that sort of thing in this house—and stop squeaking! You'll bring my heart on again. It's all this modern life. I've always said so. All these films and rubbish. OLIVIA: My dear auntie, you can't have a baby by just sitting in the pictures. MRS. BRAMSON: Go away, and don't interfere. OLIVIA goes to the left window. DORA _rises. (Triumphantly_) So you're going to have a child. When? DORA (sniffling): Last August Bank Holiday…. MRS. BRAMSON: What?… Oh! DORA: I 'aven't got a penny only what I earn—and if I lose my job 'ere— MRS. BRAMSON: He'll have to marry you. DORA: Oh, I don't think he's keen…. MRS. BRAMSON: I'll make him keen. Who is the gentleman? DORA: A boy I know; Dan his name is—'leas' 'e's not a gentleman. He's a page-boy at the Tallboys. MRS. BRAMSON: The Tallboys? D'you mean that new-fangled place all awnings and loud speakers and things? DORA: That's right. On the by-pass. MRS. BRAMSON: Just the nice ripe sort of place for mischief, it always looked to me. All those lanterns…. What's his character, the good-for-nothing scoundrel? DORA: Oh, he's nice, really. He done the wrong thing by me, but he's all right, if you know what I mean…. MRS. BRAMSON: No, I don't. Where does he come from? DORA: He's sort of Welsh, I think. 'E's been to sea, too. He's funny, of course. Ever so open. Baby-face they call him. Though I never seem to get 'old of what 'e's thinking, somehow— MRS. BRAMSON: I'll get hold of what he's thinking, all right. I've had my knife into that sort ever since I was a girl. DORA: Oh, mum, if I got him to let you speak to him—d'you think I could stay on? MRS. BRAMSON (after a pause): If he marries you at once. DORA: Shall I—(Eagerly) As a matter of fact, ma'am, he's gone on a message on his bicycle to Payley Hill this morning, and he said he might pop in to see me on the way back— MRS. BRAMSON: That's right; nothing like visitors to brighten your mornings, eh? I'll deal with him. DORA: Yes…. (Going, and turning at the kitchen door—in impulsive relief) Oh, ma'am— MRS. BRAMSON: And I'll stop the Crown Derby out of your wages. DORA (crestfallen): Oh! MRS. BRAMSON: What were you going to say? DORA: Well, ma'am, I was going to say I don't know how to thank you for your generosity…. She goes into the kitchen. The clock chimes. MRS. BRAMSON: Olivia! OLIVIA: Yes, auntie? MRS. BRAMSON: You've forgotten again. Medicine's overdue. Most important. OLIVIA crosses to the medicine cupboard and fetches the medicine. MRS. TERENCE comes in from the kitchen with a vase of flowers and barges between the sofa and the wheelchair. MRS. TERENCE (muttering): All this furniture … MRS. BRAMSON (to her): Did you know she's having a baby? MRS. TERENCE (coldly): She did mention it in conversation. MRS. BRAMSON: Playing with fire, that's the game nowadays. MRS. TERENCE (arranging flowers as OLIVIA gives MRS. BRAMSON her medicine): Playing with fiddlesticks. We're only young once; that 'ot summer too. She's been a fool, but she's no criminal. And, talking of criminals, there's a p'liceman at the kitchen door. MRS. BRAMSON: A what? MRS. TERENCE: A p'liceman. A bobby. MRS. BRAMSON: What does he want? MRS. TERENCE: Better ask 'im. I know my conscience is clear; I don't know about other people's. MRS. BRAMSON: But I've never had a policeman coming to see me before! DORA runs in from the kitchen. DORA (terrified): There's a man there! From the p'lice! 'E said something about the Tallboys! 'E—'e 'asn't come about me, 'as 'e? MRS. TERENCE: Of course he 'asn't— MRS. BRAMSON: He may have. MRS. TERENCE: Don't frighten the girl; she's simple enough now. MRS. BRAMSON (sharply); It's against the law, what she's done, isn't it? (To DORA) Go back in there till he sends for you. DORA creeps back into the kitchen. OLIVIA (at the left window): He isn't a policeman, as a matter of fact. He must be a plain-clothes man. MRS. TERENCE (sardonically): Scotland Yard, I should think. BELSIZE is seen outside, crossing the left window to the front door. MRS. BRAMSON: That place in those detective books? Don't be so silly. MRS. TERENCE: He says he wants to see you very particular— _A sharp rat-tat at the front door. (Going to the hall_) On a very particular matter…. (Turning on MRS. BRAMSON) And don't you start callin' me silly! Going to the front door, and opening it. This way, sir…. BELSIZE enters, followed by MRS. TERENCE. He is an entirely inconspicuous man of fifty, dressed in tweeds: his suavity hides any amount of strength. BELSIZE: Mrs. Bramson? I'm sorry to break in on you like this. My card …. MRS. BRAMSON (taking it, sarcastically): I suppose you're going to tell me you're from Scotland Ya—(She sees the name on the card.) BELSIZE: I see you've all your wits about you! MRS. BRAMSON: Oh. (Reading incredulously) Criminal Investigation BELSIZE (smiling): A purely informal visit, I assure you. MRS. BRAMSON: I don't like having people in my house that I don't know. BELSIZE (the velvet glove): I'm afraid the law sometimes makes it necessary. MRS. TERENCE gives him a chair next the table. He sits. MRS. MRS. BRAMSON (to her): You can go. MRS. TERENCE: I don't want to go. I might 'ave to be arrested for stealing sugar. BELSIZE: Sugar?… As a matter of fact, you might be useful. Any of you may be useful. Mind my pipe? MRS. BRAMSON blows in disgust and waves her hand before her face. MRS. BRAMSON: Is it about my maid having an illegitimate child? BELSIZE: I beg your pardon?… Oh no! That sort of thing's hardly in my line, thank God … Lonely spot … (To MRS. TERENCE) Long way for you to walk every day, isn't it? MRS. TERENCE: I don't walk. I cycle. BELSIZE: Oh. MRS. BRAMSON: What's the matter? BELSIZE: I just thought if she walked she might use some of the paths, and have seen—something. (Note: The following pair of lines are spoken simultaneously.) MRS. BRAMSON: Something of what? MRS. TERENCE: Something? BELSIZE: I'll tell you. I— _A piano is heard in the sun-room, playing the "Merry Widow" waltz. (Casually_) Other people in the house? MRS. BRAMSON (calling shrilly): Mr. Laurie! The piano stops. HUBERT'S VOICE (as the piano stops, in the sun-room): Yes? MRS. BRAMSON (to OLIVIA, sourly): Did you ask him to play the piano? HUBERT comes back from the sun-room. HUBERT (breezily): Hello, house on fire or something? MRS. BRAMSON: Very nearly. This is Mr.—er—Bel— BELSIZE: Belsize. MRS. BRAMSON (drily): Of Scotland Yard. HUBERT: Oh…. (Apprehensive) It isn't about my car, is it? BELSIZE: No. HUBERT: Oh. (Shaking hands affably) How do you do? BELSIZE: How do you do, sir…. MRS. BRAMSON: He's a friend of Miss Grayne's here. Keeps calling. BELSIZE: Been calling long? MRS. BRAMSON: Every day for two weeks. Just before lunch. HUBERT: Well— OLIVIA (sitting on the sofa): Perhaps I'd better introduce myself. I'm Olivia Grayne, Mrs. Bramson's niece. I work for her. BELSIZE: Oh, I see. Thanks. Well now … HUBERT (sitting at the table, effusively): I know a chap on the Stock Exchange who was taken last year and shown over the Black Museum at Scotland Yard. BELSIZE (politely): Really— MRS. BRAMSON: And what d'you expect the policeman to do about it? HUBERT: Well, it was very interesting, he said. Bit ghoulish, of course— BELSIZE: I expect so…. (Getting down to business) Now I wonder if any of you've seen anything in the least out of the ordinary round here lately? Anybody called—anybody strange wandering about in the woods—overheard anything? They look at one another. MRS. BRAMSON: The only visitor's been the doctor—and the district nurse. MRS. TERENCE: Been ever so gay. HUBERT: As a matter of fact, funny thing did happen to me. Tuesday afternoon it was, I remember now. BELSIZE: Oh? HUBERT (graphically): I was walking back to my cottage from golf, and I heard something moving stealthily behind a tree, or a bush, or something. BELSIZE (interested): Oh, yes? HUBERT: Turned out to be a squirrel. MRS. BRAMSON (in disgust): Oh!… HUBERT: No bigger than my hand! Funny thing to happen, I thought. BELSIZE: Very funny. Anything else? HUBERT: Not a thing. By Jove, fancy walking in the woods and stumbling over a dead body! Most embarrassing! MRS. TERENCE: I've stumbled over bodies in them woods afore now. But they wasn't dead. Oh, no. MRS. BRAMSON: Say what you know, and don't talk so much. MRS. TERENCE: Well, I've told 'im all I've seen. A bit o' love now and again. Though 'ow they make do with all them pine-needles beats me. BELSIZE: Anything else? MRS. BRAMSON: Miss Grayne's always moping round the woods. Perhaps she can tell you something. OLIVIA: I haven't seen anything, I'm afraid…. Oh—I saw some men beating the undergrowth— BELSIZE: Yes, I'm coming to that. But no tramps, for instance? OLIVIA: N-no, I don't think so. HUBERT: "Always carry a stick's" my motto. I'd like to see a tramp try anything on with me. Ah-ha! Swish! MRS. BRAMSON: What's all the fuss about? Has there been a robbery or something? BELSIZE: There's a lady missing. MRS. TERENCE: Where from? BELSIZE: The Tallboys. MRS. BRAMSON: That Tallboys again— BELSIZE: A Mrs. Chalfont. MRS. TERENCE: Chalfont? Oh, yes! Dyed platinum blonde—widow of a colonel, so she says, livin' alone, so she says, always wearin' them faldalaldy openwork stockings. Fond of a drop too. That's 'er. HUBERT: Why, d'you know her? MRS. TERENCE: Never set eyes on 'er. But you know how people talk. MRS. BRAMSON: What's that there? MRS. TERENCE: Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies. BELSIZE (quickly): Well, anyway … Mrs. Chalfont left the Tallboys last Friday afternoon, without a hat, went for a walk through the woods in this direction, and has never been seen since. He makes his effect. MRS. BRAMSON: I expect she was so drunk she fell flat and never came to. BELSIZE: We've had the woods pretty well thrashed. (To OLIVIA) Those would be the men you saw. Now she was … HUBERT (taking the floor): She may have had a brain-storm, you know, and taken a train somewhere. That's not uncommon, you know, among people of her sort. (Airing knowledge) And if what we gather from our friend here's true—and she's both a dipsomaniac and a nymphomaniac— MRS. BRAMSON: Hark at the walking dictionary! BELSIZE: We found her bag in her room; and maniacs can't get far without cash … however dipso or nympho they may be…. HUBERT: Oh. BELSIZE: She was a very flashy type of wo—she is a flashy type, MRS. BRAMSON: What d'you mean? Why d'you hope? BELSIZE: Well … OLIVIA: You don't mean she may be … she mayn't be alive? BELSIZE: It's possible. MRS. BRAMSON: You'll be saying she's been murdered next! BELSIZE: That's been known. MRS. BRAMSON: Lot of stuff and nonsense. From a policeman too. OLIVIA turns and goes to the window. BELSIZE (to MRS. BRAMSON): Did you see about the fellow being hanged for the Ipswich murder? In last night's papers? MRS. BRAMSON: I've lived long enough not to believe the papers. BELSIZE: They occasionally print facts. And murder's occasionally a fact. HUBERT: Everybody likes a good murder, as the saying goes! Remember those trials in the Evening Standard last year? Jolly interesting. I followed— BELSIZE (rising): I'd be very grateful if you'd all keep your eyes and ears open, just in case … (Shaking hands) Good morning … good morning … good morning, Mrs. Bramson. I must apologise again for intruding— He turns to OLIVIA, who is still looking out of the window. Good morning, Miss … er … A pause. OLIVIA (starting): I'm so sorry. BELSIZE: Had you remembered something? OLIVIA: Oh, no…. MRS. BRAMSON: What were you thinking, then? OLIVIA: Only how … strange it is. BELSIZE: What? OLIVIA: Well, here we all are, perfectly ordinary English people. We woke up … no, it's silly. MRS. BRAMSON: Of course it's silly. BELSIZE (giving MRS. BRAMSON an impatient look): No, go on. OLIVIA: Well, we woke up this morning, thinking, "Here's another day." We got up, looked at the weather, and talked; and here we all are, still talking…. And all that time—— MRS. BRAMSON: My dear girl, who are you to expect a policeman—— BELSIZE (quelling her sternly): If you please! I want to hear what she's got to say. (To OLIVIA) Well? OLIVIA: All that time … there may be something … lying in the woods. Hidden under a bush, with two feet just showing. Perhaps one high heel catching the sunlight, with a bird perched on the end of it; and the other—a stockinged foot, with blood … that's dried into the openwork stocking. And there's a man walking about somewhere, and talking, like us; and he woke up this morning, and looked at the weather. … And he killed her…. (Smiling, looking out of the window) The cat doesn't believe a word of it, anyhow. It's just walking away. MRS. BRAMSON: Well! MRS. TERENCE: Ooh, Miss Grayne, you give me the creeps! I'm glad it is morning, that's all I can say…. BELSIZE: I don't think the lady can quite describe herself as ordinary, after that little flight of fancy! MRS. BRAMSON: Oh, that's nothing; she writes poetry. Jingle jingle— BELSIZE: I can only hope she's wrong, or it'll mean a nice job of work for us! … Well, if anything funny happens, nip along to Shepperley police station. Pity you're not on the 'phone. Good morning…. Good morning…. MRS. TERENCE: This way…. She follows BELSIZE into the hall. BELSIZE: No, don't bother…. Good morning. He goes out. MRS. TERENCE shuts the door after him. MRS. BRAMSON (to HUBERT): What are you staring at? HUBERT (crossing to the fireplace): Funny, I can't get out of my mind what Olivia said about the man being somewhere who's done it. MRS. TERENCE (coming into the room): Why, Mr. Laurie, it might be you! After all, there's nothing in your face that proves it isn't! HUBERT: Oh, come, come! You're being a bit hard on the old countenance, aren't you? MRS. TERENCE: Well, 'e's not going to walk about with bloodshot eyes and a snarl all over his face, is he? She goes into the kitchen. HUBERT: That's true enough. MRS. BRAMSON: Missing woman indeed! She's more likely than not at this very moment sitting in some saloon bar. Or the films, I shouldn't wonder. (To OLIVIA) pass me my wool, will you…. OLIVIA crosses to the desk. A knock at the kitchen door: DORA appears, cautiously. DORA: Was it about me? OLIVIA: Of course it wasn't. DORA (relieved): Oh…. Please, mum, 'e's 'ere. MRS. BRAMSON: Who? DORA: My boy fr—my gentleman friend, ma'am, from the Tallboys. MRS. BRAMSON: I'm ready for him. (Waving aside the wool which OLIVIA brings to her) The sooner he's made to realise what his duty is, the better. I'll give him baby-face! DORA: Thank you, ma'am. She goes out through the front door. HUBERT: What gentleman? What duty? OLIVIA: The maid's going to have a baby. (She crosses and puts the wool in the cupboard of the desk.) HUBERT: Is she, by Jove!… Don't look at me like that, Mrs. Bramson! MRS. BRAMSON: A page-boy or something of the sort. DORA comes back to the front door, looks back, and beckons. She is followed by DAN, _who saunters past her into the room. He is a young fellow wearing a blue pill-box hat, uniform trousers, a jacket too small for him, and bicycle-clips: the stub of a cigarette dangles between his lips. He speaks with a rough accent, indeterminate, but more Welsh than anything else. His personality varies very considerably as the play proceeds: the impression he gives at the moment is one of totally disarming good humour and childlike unself-consciousness. It would need a very close observer to suspect that there is something wrong somewhere—that this personality is completely assumed._ DORA shuts the front door and comes to the back of the sofa. MRS. BRAMSON (sternly): Well? DAN (saluting): Mornin', all! MRS. BRAMSON: So you're Baby-face? DAN: That's me. (Grinning.) Silly name, isn't it? (After a pause.) I must apologise to all and sundry for this fancy dress, but it's my working togs. I been on duty this mornin', and my hands isn't very clean. You see, I didn't know as it was going to be a party. MRS. BRAMSON: Party? DAN (looking at OLIVIA): Well, it's ladies, isn't it? HUBERT: Are you shy with ladies? DAN (smiling at OLIVIA): Oh, yes. OLIVIA moves away coldly. DAN turns to MRS. BRAMSON. MRS. BRAMSON (cutting): You smoke, I see. DAN: Yes. (Taking the stub out of his mouth with alacrity and taking off his hat) Oh, I'm sorry. I always forget my manners with a cigarette when I'm in company…. (Pushing the stub behind his ear, as OLIVIA crosses to the armchair) I always been clumsy in people's houses. I am sorry. MRS. BRAMSON: You know my maid, Dora Parkoe, I believe? DAN: Well, we have met, yes … (with a grin at DORA). MRS. BRAMSON (to DORA): Go away! DORA creeps back into the kitchen. You walked out with her last August Bank Holiday? DAN: Yes…. Excuse me smiling, but it sounds funny when you put it like that, doesn't it? MRS. BRAMSON: You ought to be ashamed of yourself. DAN (soberly): Oh, I am. MRS. BRAMSON: How did it happen? DAN (embarrassed): Well … we went … did you have a nice bank holiday? MRS. BRAMSON: Answer my question! HUBERT: Were you in love with the wench? DAN: Oh, yes! MRS. BRAMSON (triumphantly): When did you first meet her? DAN: Er—bank holiday morning. MRS. BRAMSON: Picked her up, I suppose? DAN: Oh, no, I didn't pick her up! I asked her for a match, and then I took her for a bit of a walk, to take her mind off her work— HUBERT: You seem to have succeeded. DAN (smiling at him, then catching MRS. BRAMSON's eye): I've thought about it a good bit since, I can tell you. Though it's a bit awkward talking about it in front of strangers; though you all look very nice people; but it is a bit awkward— HUBERT: I should jolly well think it is awkward for a chap! Though of course, never having been in the same jam myself— MRS. BRAMSON: I haven't finished with him yet. HUBERT: In that case I'm going for my stroll … He makes for the door to the hall. OLIVIA: You work at the Tallboys, don't you? DAN: Yes, miss. (Grinning) Twenty-four hours a day, miss. HUBERT (coming to DAN'S left): Then perhaps you can tell us something about the female who's been murdered?— An unaccountable pause. DAN looks slowly from OLIVIA to HUBERT, and back again. Well, can you tell us? You know there was a Mrs. Chalfont staying at the Tallboys who went off one day? DAN: Yes. HUBERT: And nobody's seen her since? DAN: I know. MRS. BRAMSON: What's she like? DAN (to MRS. BRAMSON): But I thought you said—or somebody said—something about—a murder? HUBERT: Oh, we don't_know_, of course, but there might have been, mightn't there? DAN (suddenly effusive): Yes, there might have been, yes! HUBERT: Ever seen her? DAN: Oh, yes. I used to take cigarettes an' drinks for her. MRS. BRAMSON (impatiently): What's she like? DAN: What's she like?… (To MRS. BRAMSON)—She's … on the tall side. Thin ankles, with one o' them bracelets on one of 'em. (Looking at OLIVIA) Fair hair— A sudden thought seems to arrest him. He goes on looking at OLIVIA. MRS. BRAMSON: Well? Go on! DAN (after a pause, in a level voice): Thin eyebrows, with white marks, where they was pulled out … to be in the fashion, you know…. Her mouth … a bit thin as well, with red stuff painted round it, to make it look more; you can rub it off … I suppose. Her neck … rather thick. Laughs a bit loud; and then it stops. (After a pause) She's … very lively. (With a quick smile that dispels the atmosphere he has unaccountably created) You can't say I don't keep my eyes skinned, can you? HUBERT: I should say you do! A living portrait, if ever there was one, what? Now— MRS. BRAMSON (pointedly): Weren't you going for a walk? HUBERT: So I was, by Jove! Well, I'll charge off. Bye-bye. He goes out of the front door. OLIVIA (her manner faintly hostile): You're very observant. DAN: Well, the ladies, you know … MRS. BRAMSON: If he weren't so observant, that Dora mightn't be in the flummox she is now. DAN (cheerfully): That's true, ma'am. OLIVIA (rising): You don't sound very repentant. DAN (as she crosses, stiffly): Well, what's done's done's my motto, isn't it? She goes into the sun-room. He makes a grimace after her and holds his left hand out, the thumb pointing downwards. MRS. BRAMSON: And what does that mean? DAN: She's a nice bit of ice for next summer, isn't she? MRS. BRAMSON: You're a proper one to talk about next summer, when Dora there'll be up hill and down dale with a perambulator. Now look here, young man, immorality— MRS. TERENCE comes in from the kitchen. MRS. TERENCE: The butcher wants paying. And 'e says there's men ferreting at the bottom of the garden looking for that Mrs. Chalfont and do you know about it. MRS. BRAMSON (furious): Well, they won't ferret long, not among my pampas grass!… (Calling) Olivia!… Oh, that girl's never there. (Wheeling herself furiously towards the kitchen as MRS. TERENCE makes a move to help her) Leave me alone. I don't want to be pushed into the nettles to-day, thank you … (Shouting loudly as she disappears into the kitchen) Come out of my garden, you! Come out! MRS. TERENCE (looking towards the kitchen as DAN takes the stub from behind his ear and lights it): Won't let me pay the butcher, so I won't know where she keeps 'er purse; but I do know, so put that in your pipe and smoke it! DAN (going to her and jabbing her playfully in the arm): They say down at the Tallboys she's got enough inside of 'er purse, too. MRS. TERENCE: Well, nobody's seen it open. If you 'ave a peep inside, young fellow, you'll go down in 'istory, that's what you'll do … (Dan salutes her. She sniffs) Something's boiling over. She rushes back into the kitchen as OLIVIA comes back from the sun-room. OLIVIA: Did Mrs. Bramson call me, do you know? A pause. He surveys her from under drooping lids, rolling his cigarette on his lower lip. DAN: I'm sorry, I don't know your name. OLIVIA: Oh…. She senses his insolence, goes self-consciously to the desk and takes out the wool. DAN: Not much doin' round here for a girl, is there? No answer. It is not a very entertaining quarter of the world for a young lady, is it? He gives it up as a bad job. DORA comes in from the kitchen. DORA (eagerly): What did she … (confused, seeing She hurries back into the kitchen. DAN jerks head after her with a laugh and looks at OLIVIA. OLIVIA (arranging wool at the table): I'm not a snob, but, in case you ever call here again, I'd like to point out that though I'm employed by my aunt, I'm not quite in Dora's position. DAN: Oh, I hope not … (She turns away, confused. He moves to her.) Though I'll be putting it all right for Dora. I'm going to marry her. And— OLIVIA (coldly): I don't believe you. DAN (after a pause): You don't like me, do you? OLIVIA: No. DAN (with a smile): Well, everybody else does! OLIVIA (absorbed in her wool-sorting): Your eyes are set quite wide apart, your hands are quite good … I don't really know what's wrong with you. DAN looks at his outspread hands. A pause. He breaks it, and goes nearer to her. DAN (persuasively): You know, I've been looking at you too. OLIVIA: I'm sorry, it's a waste of time doing your stuff with me. I'm not the type. (Crossing to the desk and turning suddenly to him) Are you playing up to Mrs. Bramson? DAN: Playin' up? OLIVIA: It crossed my mind for a minute. You stand a pretty poor chance there, you know. DAN (after a pause, smiling): What d'you bet me? OLIVIA turns from him, annoyed, and puts the wool away. MRS. BRAMSON careers in from the kitchen in her chair. MRS. BRAMSON: They say they've got permits to look for that silly woman—who are they, I'd like to know? If there's anything I hate, it's these men who think they've got authority. OLIVIA: I don't think they're quite as bad as men who think they've got charm. She goes back into the sun-room. DAN whistles. MRS. BRAMSON: What did she mean by that? DAN: Well, it's no good her thinkin' she's got any, is it? MRS. BRAMSON (sternly). Now, young man, what about Dora? I— DAN: Wait a minute … (Putting his hat on the table and going to her) Are you sure you're comfortable like that? Don't you think, Mrs. Bramson, you ought to be facin' … a wee bit more this side, towards the sun more, eh? (He moves her chair round till she is in the centre of the room, facing the sun-room) You're looking pale, you know. (As she stares at him, putting the stub in an ashtray on the table) I am sorry. Excuse rudeness … Another thing, Mrs. Bramson—you don't mind me sayin' it, do you?—but you ought to have a rug, you know. This October weather's very treacherous. MRS. BRAMSON (blinking): Pale? Did you say pale? DAN: Washed out. (His wiles fully turned on, but not overdone in the slightest) The minute I saw you just now, I said to myself, now there's a lady that's got a lot to contend with. MRS. BRAMSON: Oh … Well, I have. Nobody knows it better than me. DAN: No, I'm sure … Oh, it must be terrible to watch everybody else striding up and down enjoying everything, and to see everybody tasting the fruit— As she looks at him, appreciation of what he is saying grows visibly in her face. I'm sorry … (Diffidently) I didn't ha' ought to say that. MRS. BRAMSON: But it's true! As true as you are my witness, and nobody else—(Pulling herself together) Now look here, about that girl— DAN: Excuse me a minute…. (Examining her throat, like a doctor) Would you mind sayin' something? MRS. BRAMSON (taken aback): What d'you want me to say? DAN: Yes … MRS. BRAMSON: Yes. What? DAN: There's a funny twitching in your neck when you talk—very slight, of course—nerves, I expect—But I hope your doctor knows all about it … D'you mind if I ask what your ailments are? MRS. BRAMSON: … Hadn't you better sit down? DAN (sitting): Thank you. MRS. BRAMSON: Well, I have the most terrible palpitations. I— DAN: Palpitations! (Whistling.) But the way you get about! MRS. BRAMSON: Oh? DAN: It's a pretty bad thing to have, you know. D'you know that nine women out of ten in your position'd be just sittin' down givin' way? MRS. BRAMSON: Would they? DAN: Yes, they would! I do know, as a matter of fact. I've known people with palpitations. Somebody very close to me … (After a pause, soberly) They're dead now … MRS. BRAMSON (startled): Oh! DAN: My mother, as a matter of fact … With finely controlled emotion, practically indistinguishable from the real thing. I can just remember her. MRS. BRAMSON: Oh? DAN: She died when I was six. I know that, because my dad died two years before that. MRS. BRAMSON (vaguely): Oh. DAN (studying her): As a matter o' fact— MRS. BRAMSON: Yes? DAN: Oh, no, it's a daft thing— MRS. BRAMSON (the old tart note creeping back): Come along now! DAN: It's only fancy, I suppose … but … you remind me a bit of her. MRS. BRAMSON: Of your mother? (As he nods simply, her sentimentality stirring) Oh … DAN: Have you got a son? MRS. BRAMSON (self-pityingly): I haven't anybody at all. |