THE WIT AND HUMOR OF AMERICA In Ten Volumes VOL. VIII ROBERT J.
EDITED BY MARSHALL P. WILDER
Volume VIII Funk and Wagnalls Company New York and London
CONTENTS
A DANIEL COME TO JUDGMENT [1] BY EDMUND VANCE COOKE
TABLE MANNERS [2] BY JAMES MONTGOMERY FLAGG
THE GIRL AND THE JULEP BY EMERSON HOUGH
THE FINAL CHOICE [3] BY EDMUND VANCE COOKE
HON. RANSOM PEABODY BY GEORGE ADE
NOTHING TO WEAR BY WILLIAM ALLEN BUTLER
A BRANCH LIBRARY [4] BY JAMES MONTGOMERY FLAGG
IS IT I? [5] BY WARWICK S. PRICE
NOT ACCORDING TO SCHEDULE BY MARY STEWART CUTTING
MR. CARTERET AND HIS FELLOW AMERICANS ABROAD [6] BY DAVID GRAY
A BOSTON BALLAD BY WALT WHITMAN
THE CHIEF MATE BY JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL
THE ROAD TO A WOMAN'S HEART BY SAM SLICK
ICARUS BY JOHN G. SAXE I
VIVE LA BAGATELLE (" Swift's Cheerful Creed ") BY CLINTON SCOLLARD
A STACCATO TO O LE LUPE BY BLISS CARMAN
A GUEST AT THE LUDLOW BY BILL NYE
THE ENCHANTED HAT The Adventure of My Lady's Letter BY HAROLD MACGRATH
LITIGATION BY BILL ARP
DARIUS GREEN AND HIS FLYING-MACHINE BY J. T. TROWBRIDGE
PAPER: A POEM BY BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
NIAGARA BE DAMMED [7] BY WALLACE IRWIN
THE FORBEARANCE OF THE ADMIRAL [8] BY WALLACE IRWIN
FATE BY R. K. MUNKITTRICK
THE LIFE ELIXIR OF MARTHY BY ELIZABETH HYER NEFF
THE KAISER'S FAREWELL TO PRINCE HENRY BY BERT LESTON TAYLOR
JOHNNY'S LESSONS [9] BY CARROLL WATSON RANKIN
GRANDFATHER SQUEERS BY JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY
THE GENTLE ART OF BOOSTING BY JOHN KENDRICK BANGS
COLUMBIA AND THE COWBOY BY ALICE MACGOWAN
ONE OF THE PALLS BY DOANE ROBINSON
THE V-A-S-E BY JAMES JEFFREY ROCHE
EVE'S DAUGHTER BY EDWARD ROWLAND SILL
THE DULUTH SPEECH BY J. PROCTOR KNOTT
DICTUM SAPIENTI BY JOHN PAUL
HARD [10] BY TOM MASSON
THE SCEPTICS BY BLISS CARMAN
"THE DAY IS DONE" BY PHOEBE CARY
MR. DOOLEY ON GOLF BY FINLEY PETER DUNNE
WHEN THE SIRUP'S ON THE FLAPJACK BY BERT LESTON TAYLOR
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