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The Played-Out Humorist | W. S. Gilbert | 25 |
The Practical Joker | W. S. Gilbert | 26 |
To Phoebe | W. S. Gilbert | 28 |
Malbrouck | Father Prout | 29 |
Mark Twain: A Pipe Dream | Oliver Herford | 30 |
From a Full Heart | A. A. Milne | 31 |
The Ultimate Joy | Unknown | 32 |
Old Fashioned Fun | W. M. Thackeray | 33 |
When Moonlike Ore the Hazure Seas | W. M. Thackeray | 34 |
When the Frost is on the Punkin | James Whitcomb Riley | 34 |
Two Men | Edwin Arlington Robinson | 35 |
A Familiar Letter to Several Correspondents | Oliver Wendell Holmes | 36 |
The Height of the Ridiculous | Oliver Wendell Holmes | 38 |
Shake, Mulleary and Go-ethe | H. C. Bunner | 40 |
A Rondelay | Peter A. Motteux | 41 |
Winter Dusk | R. K. Munkittrick | 42 |
Comic Miseries | John G. Saxe | 42 |
Early Rising | John G. Saxe | 44 |
To the Pliocene Skull | Bret Harte | 46 |
Ode to Work in Springtime | Thomas R. Ybarra | 47 |
Old Stuff | Bert Leston Taylor | 48 |
To Minerva | Thomas Hood | 49 |
The Legend of Heinz Von Stein | Charles Godfrey Leland | 49 |
The Truth About Horace | Eugene Field | 50 |
Propinquity Needed | Charles Battell Loomis | 51 |
In the Catacombs | Harlan Hoge Ballard | 52 |
Our Native Birds | Nathan Haskell Dole | 53 |
The Prayer of Cyrus Brown | Sam Walter Foss | 54 |
Erring in Company | Franklin P. Adams | 55 |
Cupid | William Blake | 56 |
If We Didn't Have to Eat | Nixon Waterman | 57 |
To My Empty Purse | Geoffrey Chaucer | 58 |
The Birth of Saint Patrick | Samuel Lover | 58 |
Her Little Feet | William Ernest Henley | 59 |
School | James Kenneth Stephen | 60 |
The Millennium | James Kenneth Stephen | 60 |
"Exactly So" | Lady T. Hastings | 61 |
Companions | Charles Stuart Calverley | 63 |
The Schoolmaster | Charles Stuart Calverley | 64 |
A Appeal for Are to the Sextant of the old Brick Meetinouse | Arabella Willson | 66 |
Cupid's Darts | Unknown | 67 |
A Plea for Trigamy | Owen Seaman | 68 |
The Pope | Charles Lever | 70 |
All at Sea | Frederick Moxon | 70 |
Ballad of the Primitive Jest | Andrew Lang | 72 |
Villanelle of Things Amusing | Gelett Burgess | 73 |
How to Eat Watermelons | Frank Libby Stanton | 73 |
A Vague Story | Walter Parke | 74 |
His Mother-in-Law | Walter Parke | 75 |
On a Deaf Housekeeper | Unknown | 76 | [Pgxi] |
Homoeopathic Soup | Unknown | 76 |
Some Little Bug | Roy Atwell | 77 |
On the Downtown Side of an Uptown Street | William Johnston | 79 |
Written After Swimming from Sestos to Abydos | Lord Byron | 80 |
The Fisherman's Chant | F. C. Burnand | 81 |
Report of an Adjudged Case | William Cowper | 82 |
Prehistoric Smith | David Law Proudfit | 83 |
Song | George Canning | 84 |
Lying | Thomas Moore | 86 |
Strictly Germ-Proof | Arthur Guiterman | 87 |
The Lay of the Lover's Friend | William B. Aytoun | 88 |
Man's Place in Nature | Unknown | 89 |
The New Version | W. J. Lampton | 90 |
Amazing Facts About Food | Unknown | 91 |
Transcendentalism | Unknown | 92 |
A "Caudal" Lecture | William Sawyer | 92 |
Salad | Sydney Smith | 93 |
Nemesis | J. W. Foley | 94 |
"Mona Lisa" | John Kendrick Bangs | 95 |
The Siege of Djklxprwbz | Eugene Fitch Ware | 96 |
Rural Bliss | Anthony C. Deane | 97 |
An Old Bachelor | Tudor Jenks | 98 |
Song | J. R. PlanchÉ | 99 |
The Quest of the Purple Cow | Hilda Johnson | 100 |
St. Patrick of Ireland, My Dear! | William Maginn | 101 |
The Irish Schoolmaster | James A. Sidey | 103 |
Reflections on Cleopathera's Needle | Cormac O'Leary | 105 |
The Origin of Ireland | Unknown | 106 |
As to the Weather | Unknown | 107 |
The Twins | Henry S. Leigh | 108 |
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II: THE ETERNAL FEMININE |
He and She | Eugene Fitch Ware | 109 |
The Kiss | Tom Masson | 109 |
The Courtin' | James Russell Lowell | 110 |
Hiram Hover | Bayard Taylor | 113 |
Blow Me Eyes! | Wallace Irwin | 115 |
First Love | Charles Stuart Calverley | 116 |
What Is a Woman Like? | Unknown | 118 |
Mis' Smith | Albert Bigelow Paine | 119 |
Triolet | Paul T. Gilbert | 120 |
Bessie Brown, M.D. | Samuel Minturn Peck | 120 |
A Sketch from the Life | Arthur Guiterman | 121 |
Minguillo's Kiss | Unknown | 122 |
A Kiss in the Rain | Samuel Minturn Peck | 123 |
The Love-Knot | Nora Perry | 124 |
Over the Way | Mary Mapes Dodge | 125 |
Chorus of Women | Aristophanes | 126 |
The Widow Malone | Charles Lever | 126 |
The Smack in School | William Pitt Palmer | 128 |
'SpÄcially Jim | Bessie Morgan | 129 |
Kitty of Coleraine | Edward Lysaght | 130 |
Why Don't the Men Propose? | Thomas Haynes Bayly | 130 |
A Pin | Ella Wheeler Wilcox | 132 |
The Whistler | Unknown | 133 |
The Cloud | Oliver Herford | 134 |
Constancy | John Boyle O'Reilly | 137 |
Ain't it Awful, Mabel? | John Edward Hazzard | 137 |
Wing Tee Wee | J. P. Denison | 139 | [Pgxii] |
Phyllis Lee | Oliver Herford | 139 |
The Sorrows of Werther | W. M. Thackeray | 140 |
The Unattainable | Harry Romaine | 141 |
Rory O'More; or, Good Omens | Samuel Lover | 141 |
A Dialogue from Plato | Austin Dobson | 142 |
Dora Versus Rose | Austin Dobson | 144 |
Tu Quoque | Austin Dobson | 146 |
Nothing to Wear | William Allen Butler | 148 |
My Mistress's Boots | Frederick Locker-Lampson | 153 |
Mrs. Smith | Frederick Locker-Lampson | 155 |
A Terrible Infant | Frederick Locker-Lampson | 156 |
Susan | Frederick Locker-Lampson | 157 |
"I Didn't Like Him" | Harry B. Smith | 157 |
My Angeline | Harry B. Smith | 158 |
Nora's Vow | Sir Walter Scott | 159 |
Husband and Heathen | Sam Walter Foss | 160 |
The Lost Pleiad | Arthur Reed Ropes | 161 |
The New Church Organ | Will Carleton | 162 |
Larrie O'Dee | William W. Fink | 165 |
No Fault in Women | Robert Herrick | 166 |
A Cosmopolitan Woman | Unknown | 167 |
Courting in Kentucky | Florence E. Pratt | 168 |
Any One Will Do | Unknown | 169 |
A Bird in the Hand | Frederic E. Weatherly | 170 |
The Belle of the Ball | Winthrop Mackworth Praed | 171 |
The Retort | George Pope Morris | 174 |
Behave Yoursel' Before Folk | Alexander Rodger | 174 |
The Chronicle: A Ballad | Abraham Cowley | 176 |
Buxom Joan | William Congreve | 179 |
Oh, My Geraldine | F. C. Burnand | 180 |
The Parterre | E. H. Palmer | 180 |
How to Ask and Have | Samuel Lover | 181 |
Sally in Our Alley | Henry Carey | 182 |
False Love and True Logic | Laman Blanchard | 183 |
Pet's Punishment | J. Ashby-Sterry | 184 |
Ad Chloen, M.A. | Mortimer Collins | 184 |
Chloe, M.A. | Mortimer Collins | 185 |
The Fair Millinger | Fred W. Loring | 186 |
Two Fishers | Unknown | 188 |
Maud | Henry S. Leigh | 188 |
Are Women Fair? | Francis Davison | 189 |
The Plaidie | Charles Sibley | 190 |
Feminine Arithmetic | Charles Graham Halpine | 191 |
Lord Guy | George F. Warren | 191 |
Sary "Fixes Up" Things | Albert Bigelow Paine | 192 |
The Constant Cannibal Maiden | Wallace Irwin | 194 |
Widow Bedott to Elder Sniffles | Frances M. Whitcher | 195 |
Under the Mistletoe | George Francis Shults | 196 |
The Broken Pitcher | William E. Aytoun | 196 |
Gifts Returned | Walter Savage Landor | 198 |
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III: LOVE AND COURTSHIP |
Noureddin, the Son of the Shah | Clinton Scollard | 199 |
The Usual Way | Frederic E. Weatherly | 200 |
The Way to Arcady | H. C. Bunner | 201 |
My Love and My Heart | Henry S. Leigh | 204 |
Quite by Chance | Frederick Langbridge | 205 |
The Nun | Leigh Hunt | 206 |
The Chemist to His Love | Unknown | 206 |
Categorical Courtship | Unknown | 370 |
A Conjugal Conundrum | Unknown | 371 |
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VII: BURLESQUE |
Lovers and a Reflection | Charles Stuart Calverley | 372 |
Our Hymn | Oliver Wendell Holmes | 374 |
"Soldier, Rest!" | Robert J. Burdette | 374 |
Imitation | Anthony C. Deane | 375 |
The Mighty Must | W. S. Gilbert | 376 |
Midsummer Madness | Unknown | 377 |
Mavrone | Arthur Guiterman | 378 | [Pgxvi] |
Lilies | Don Marquis | 379 |
For I am Sad | Don Marquis | 379 |
A Little Swirl of Vers Libre | Thomas R. Ybarra | 380 |
Young Lochinvar | Unknown | 381 |
Imagiste Love Lines | Unknown | 383 |
Bygones | Bert Lesion Taylor | 383 |
Justice to Scotland | Unknown | 384 |
Lament of the Scotch-Irish Exile | James Jeffrey Roche | 385 |
A Song of Sorrow | Charles Battell Loomis | 386 |
The Rejected "National Hymns" | Robert H. Newell | 387 |
The Editor's Wooing | Robert H. Newell | 389 |
The Baby's Debut | James Smith | 390 |
The Cantelope | Bayard Taylor | 393 |
Never Forget Your Parents | Franklin P. Adams | 394 |
A Girl was Too Reckless of Grammar | Guy Wetmore Carryl | 395 |
Behold the Deeds! | H. C. Bunner | 397 |
Villon's Straight Tip to All Cross Coves | William Ernest Henley | 399 |
Culture in the Slums | William Ernest Henley | 400 |
The Lawyer's Invocation to Spring | Henry Howard Brownell | 402 |
North, East, South, and West | Unknown | 403 |
Martin Luther at Potsdam | Barry Pain | 404 |
An Idyll of Phatte and Leene | Unknown | 406 |
The House that Jack Built | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | 407 |
Palabras Grandiosas | Bayard Taylor | 407 |
A Love Playnt | Godfrey Turner | 408 |
Darwinity | Herman C. Merivale | 409 |
Select Passages from a Coming Poet | F. Anstey | 410 |
The Romaunt of Humpty Dumpty | Henry S. Leigh | 411 |
The Wedding | Thomas Hood, Jr. | 412 |
In Memoriam Technicam | Thomas Hood, Jr. | 413 |
"Songs Without Words" | Robert J. Burdette | 413 |
At the Sign of the Cock | Owen Seaman | 414 |
Presto Furioso | Owen Seaman | 417 |
To Julia in Shooting Togs | Owen Seaman | 418 |
Farewell | Bert Leston Taylor | 419 |
Here is the Tale | Anthony C. Deane | Laman Blanchard | 784 |
A Strike Among the Poets | Unknown | 785 |
Whatever Is, Is Right | Laman Blanchard | 786 |
Nothing | Richard Porson | 786 |
Dirge | Unknown | 787 |
O D V | Unknown | 788 |
A Man of Words | Unknown | 790 |
Similes | Unknown | 791 |
No! | Thomas Hood | 792 |
Faithless Sally Brown | Thomas Hood | 792 |
Tim Turpin | Thomas Hood | 795 |
Faithless Nelly Gray | Thomas Hood | 797 |
Sally Simpkin's Lament | Thomas Hood | 800 |
Death's Ramble | Thomas Hood | 801 |
Panegyric on the Ladies | Unknown | 803 |
Ambiguous Lines | Unknown | 804 |
Surnames | James Smith | 804 |
A Ternary of Littles, Upon a Pipkin of Jelly Sent to a Lady | Robert Herrick | 806 |
A Carman's Account of a Law Suit | Sir David Lindesay | 807 |
Out of Sight, Out of Mind | Barnaby Googe | 807 |
Nongtongpaw | Charles Dibdin | 808 |
Logical English | Unknown | 809 |
Logic | Unknown | 809 |
The Careful Penman | Unknown | 810 |
Questions with Answers | Unknown | 810 |
Conjugal Conjugations | A. W. Bellaw | 810 |
Love's Moods and Senses | Unknown | 812 |
The Siege of Belgrade | Unknown | 813 | [Pgxxi] |
The Happy Man | Gilles MÉnage | 814 |
The Bells | Unknown | 816 |
Takings | Thomas Hood, Jr. | 817 |
A Bachelor's Mono-Rhyme | Charles Mackay | 817 |
The Art of Bookkeeping | Laman Blanchard | 818 |
An Invitation to the Zoological Gardens | Unknown | 822 |
A Nocturnal Sketch | Thomas Hood | 823 |
Lovelilts | Marion Hill | 824 |
Jocosa Lyra | Austin Dobson | 824 |
To a Thesaurus | Franklin P. Adams | 825 |
The Future of the Classics | Unknown | 826 |
Cautionary Verses | Theodore Hook | 828 |
The War: A-Z | John R. Edwards | 829 |
Lines to Miss Florence Huntingdon | Unknown | 830 |
To My Nose | Alfred A. Forrester | 832 |
A Polka Lyric | Barclay Philips | 832 |
A Catalectic Monody | Unknown | 833 |
Ode for a Social Meeting | Oliver Wendell Holmes |
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