"Good gracious, Marie!" exclaimed Patty, popping her head in at Marie's door, just before dinner time, "we haven't any clothes! Are you going to wear your party frock or the dress you wore up here?" "'Deed I'm not going to put on my best gown for a little home dinner! "But they're day frocks. I DO like to dress up for dinner." "I'll help you out," said Lora Perry, who was present. "I've two or three trunkfuls of old-fashioned clothes, that ought to fit you girls fairly well. They're not antiques, you know; they're some I had before I was married,—but they're pretty. Go in the trunk room and rummage." So the two girls went to inspect the frocks. "Why, they're beautiful," said Patty; "I really think they're a lot prettier than the things we wear to-day. Oh, look at these big sleeves." "Yes, leg o' mutton they used to call them." "I know, but they're more the size of a side of beef! But these are street dresses. Where are the evening things?" "Here are some," said Marie, opening another trunk. "Oh, how lovely!" And Patty pounced on a white organdy, made with a full skirt and three narrow, lace-edged frills. There were wide, full petticoats to go with it, and Patty declared that was her costume. Marie found a dimity, of a Dresden-flowered pattern, with black velvet bows, which she appropriated, and they flew back to their rooms in triumph. The white dress proved very becoming to Patty, and the square-cut neck of the bodice suited the lines of her pretty throat and shoulders. She wore a broad sash of blue ribbon and a knot of blue ribbon in her hair. Marie's dress was equally pretty, and they laughed heartily at the full, flaring skirts, so different from the narrow ones of their own wardrobe. They went downstairs together, and found waiting for them two bored-looking young men, in immaculate evening clothes. "Good-evening," said Patty, dropping a little curtsy; "SO glad to meet you." "Thought you'd never come," returned Kit. "What are you, anyway? "Are they old-fashioned togs?" said Kenneth. "I thought they looked different, but I didn't know what ailed them." "They're perfectly beautiful evening frocks," Patty declared, "and you're not to make fun of them." "Far be it from me to make fun of anything so charming," returned "Yes, I am; and if you're my Knight, aren't you going to deliver me from durance vile?" "Of course I am. I will be under your window at midnight with a rope ladder and a white palfrey." "Well, if I'm awake I'll come down the ladder; but if not, don't expect me." "But if you want to be rescued, you must take the opportunity when it offers." "Oh, I'm not so sure I want to be rescued. I'm ready now to make the best of things and I'm planning to have a real good time while we stay here." "Nice little Captive Princess! Nice little Princess Poppycheek! And am "Yes, indeed. It will take the four of us; and Mrs. Perry, whenever we can get her, to have the good times I'm planning." All through dinner time Patty was her own gay, merry self. Babette was not mentioned, nor the fact that they were staying in Eastchester, under compulsion, and it might have been just a happy party invited there for pleasure. Mr. Perry's absence was, of course, painfully noticeable. But Patty knew that Mrs. Peny had telephoned him all about the case, and she made no comment. She was determined that she would not be responsible for any allusion to their trouble. After dinner Patty informed them all that a musicale would take place. Everybody agreed to this, and all joined in singing gay choruses and glees. Patty sang solos, and Kit and Marie played duets. Then Patty sang to a violin obligato, and altogether the concert was a real success. "We ought to go on the road," said Kit, as he laid down his violin at last. "I think as a musical troupe we'd be a screaming success. Now, who's for a little dance to wind up with?" "Do dance," said Mrs. Perry; "I'll play for you." "Just one, then," said Patty, "for this is a rest-cure, you know; and I'm going to bed very early. Six weeks in the country is going to do wonders for me." Though four weeks had been the extreme possibility of their stay, Patty whimsically kept calling it six weeks or eight weeks, because, as she said, that made four weeks seem less. Cameron turned to Patty, as his sister began to play, and in a moment they were dancing. "If we dance every night for twelve weeks," said Patty, "we ought to do fairly well together." "When I think of that, I'm entirely reconciled to staying here," returned Kit. "Poppycheek, you are a wonderful dancer! You're like a butterfly skimming over a cobweb!" "I don't dance a bit better than you do. You're almost like a professional, except that you're more graceful than they are." "DON'T, Princess! don't talk to me like that, or I shall faint away from sheer delight! But as we both are such miraculous steppers, we might give exhibitions or something." "Yes, or teach, and make our everlasting fortune." "Well, I think we won't do either. We'll just reserve our glorious genius for our own enjoyment. Just think of dancing with you every night, for goodness knows how long!" said Kit. "But you won't." "Won't? Why not?" "Because before we've been here many days we shall quarrel. I know we will. Four people can't be shut up inside four walls without quarrelling sooner or later." "Well, let's make it later. And, anyway, I'm so good-natured, you couldn't quarrel with me if you tried." "I couldn't quarrel with you while I'm dancing with you, anyway. But "Oh, DON'T go!" cried the two young men, but Patty and Marie only leaned over the banisters, and called down laughing good-nights, and ran away to their rooms. Next morning, Patty declared they must adhere to the policy of keeping more or less to themselves. "I can put in a lovely morning," she said; "I shall visit the baby in the nursery and I shall read for awhile, and I'll have a long telephone conversation with Nan and perhaps some other people, and I'm not going downstairs till luncheon time. You do as you like, Marie." Marie declared her intention of doing whatever Patty did, so the two girls spent a pleasant morning upstairs. Mrs. Perry reported that Babette was no worse, and that the doctor had said nothing further than that. At luncheon time, the girls went downstairs and were greeted with reproofs for being so late. "We'll play with you this afternoon," said Patty, kindly, "but you can't expect to have our company all day. I've had a lovely time this morning; Baby Boo is an entertainment in herself." "Why didn't you let me come up to the nursery?" said Kit. "That "She does, indeed," said Patty, serenely; "she's been asking for Uncle "Cruel Princess!" said Cameron; "you're not a bit nice to your Knight!" "I'll make up for it this afternoon," and Patty flashed him a glance that seemed greatly to cheer him. After lunch they all went into the library. Patty threw herself into a big arm-chair. "Now, I want to be entertained," she said; "I'm perfectly amiable and affable and good-natured, but I wish to be amused. Will you do it, my Knight?" "Ay, Princess, that will I!" and Cameron made a flourishing and obsequious bow before her. "Would it amuse your Royal Highness to learn that you're going home this afternoon?" "That is but a cruel jest," said Patty, "and so, not amusing. If it were the truth, it would be good hearing, indeed." "But it IS the truth, fair lady." Cameron looked at his watch. "In about an hour, the speedy motor will convey us all back to the busy mart and to our homes." "What do you mean?" cried Patty, starting up; for she saw that it was not a mere jest. "May I make a speech?" and Cameron took the middle of the floor, while his hearers sat in breathless silence. Mrs. Perry had a twinkle in her eye, Kenneth looked hopeful, but the girls' faces expressed only blank wonder. "To begin with," said Mr. Cameron, in a cool, even voice, "we're not quarantined, and never have been. To proceed, Babette has not the diphtheria, and never has had. In a word, and I trust I shall not be flayed alive,—this whole affair is a practical joke, which I have had the honour to perpetrate on Miss Patricia Fairfield, and for which I claim the payment of a wager made by the fair lady herself!" Patty's blue eyes stared at him. At first, a furious wave of anger swept over her, and then her sense of justice made her realise that she had no right to be angry. It took her a few moments to realise the whole situation, and then she began to laugh. She jumped up and went to Cameron, and with her little fist she pounded his broad shoulder. "I—THINK—YOU'RE—PERFECTLY—HORRID!!" she exclaimed, emphasising each word by a pound on his shoulders. Then she stood back with dignity. "How DARE you do such a thing?" she cried, stamping her foot at him. "There, there, little Princess,—little Captive Princess,—don't take it so hard! Don't let your joy at your escape be marred by your chagrin at having been caught!" "Do you mean to say, Cameron," said Kenneth, rather sternly, "that you trumped up this quarantine business, and it's all a fake?" "Just exactly that," said Cameron, calmly, and looking Ken steadily in the eye. "You've made me a lot of trouble, old man," and Kenneth's voice was regretful rather than reproachful. "Oh, not so much," said Cameron, airily. "I took the liberty of telephoning your office after you did yesterday, and told them that it was probable you'd be back there this afternoon." Kenneth stared at him speechlessly, stupefied by this exhibition of nerve. "Did you know all about it, Lora?" demanded Marie, turning to Mrs. "Yes," said that lady, between spasms of laughter. "I didn't want to do it, but Kit just made me! You see, Babette did have an awful sore throat, and we did call a nurse, but the doctor said, that while it might turn toward diphtheria, there was small danger of it. And, this morning, he said even that danger had passed. Truly, girls, I didn't consent willingly, but Kit coaxed me into it. Of course, I telephoned Dick the whole story, and he stayed in town last night, but he's coming home this afternoon. You're not angry, are you, Patty?" "I don't know whether I am or not. I'm a little bewildered as yet. But I think, in fairness, I shall have to admit it was a most successful practical joke,—as such jokes go." "And it fulfilled all your conditions?" asked Cameron, eagerly. "I'm not sure of that. We agreed that it must be clever and not unkind. It was certainly clever, but wasn't it a little unkind to cause trouble to so many people? Mrs. Homer, for instance?" "No!" exclaimed Kit, hastily. "I telephoned last evening to auntie, and told her that there was probability that the quarantine would be lifted to-day. I telephoned the same thing to Mrs. Fairfield, but I told both ladies not to mention that to you girls, as I didn't want to raise false hopes. Oh, I looked out for every point, and you're not angry with me, are you, Princess?" He was so wheedlesome and so boyish in his enjoyment of the joke, that Patty hadn't the heart to scold him, nor was she sure she had any reason to do so. "I admit it," she said, "you certainly did play a practical joke on me successfully, though I didn't think you could. You have won the wager, and I shall of course pay my debt. But just now, I'm interested in the fact that we're going home. And yet," she added, turning to her hostess, "isn't it funny? Now that we CAN go, I don't want to go! Now it seems like a house party again." Patty beamed around on them all, and seemed a different girl from the "You were a brick!" said Kenneth, "through it all. I know how you suffered, but you bravely forgot yourself in trying to make it pleasant for the others." "Nonsense! I acted like a pig! A horrid, round, fat pig! But, truly, it was the most different sensation to be quarantined here or to be visiting here. I wouldn't believe, if I hadn't tried it, what a difference there is! Oh, it's just lovely here, now!" and Patty executed a little fancy dance, singing a merry little song to it. "Well, I'll tell you how to get even," said Mrs. Perry; "all of you come up here again soon, for a little visit, and leave Kit at home! Then I guess he'll be sorry." At this, Kit emitted a wail of grief and anguish, and then the girls ran away to pack their things for the homeward trip. Within the hour, they had started for New York. Patty had entirely forgiven Cameron, and was ready to enjoy the memory of the affair as a good joke upon herself. "I don't approve of practical jokes," she said, by way of summing up. "I never did, and I don't now. But I know that I brought it on myself by making that foolish bet, and it has taught me a lesson never to do such a thing again. And I forgive you, Mr. Kit Cameron, only on condition that you give me your promise never to play a joke on me again. I admit that you CAN do it, but I ask that you WON'T do it." "I promise, Princess," said Cameron. "Henceforward, there shall be no jokes between us,—of course, I mean practical jokes. But you will make good your wager?" "Certainly; I always pay my just debts." "May I come and collect the debt this evening?" "No, that's too soon; come to-morrow night, if you like. This evening I devote to a reunion with my family." "Nobody else?" "Possibly somebody else,—somebody who was defrauded by your precious joke." And then a sudden light dawned upon Patty. "WAS your quarantine idea worked up in order to keep me away from New York last night?" "Partly," said Cameron, honestly; "I didn't see any other way to cut out Van Reypen, and it fitted in with my whole plan, so why not?" "It wasn't very nice of you." "All's fair in love and war," and Cameron laughed so gaily, that Patty concluded it was wiser to drop the subject. "I think it was awfully hard for poor Mr. Van Reypen to lose Patty from the party, because of your old joke!" exclaimed Marie. "I don't mind that part of it," said Kenneth; "he might as well have a little corner of the joke, as the rest of us. But if I've lost a five thousand dollar deal on this, I'll sue you for damages, Cameron." "Sue ahead," said the irrepressible Kit; "I've danced, and I'm willing to pay the piper." Kenneth and Marie were left at their homes, and the car went on to "May I come in?" said Cameron, as they reached it. "No, indeed!" said Patty, and then she added, "I don't know—yes—perhaps you'd better. If father storms about this thing, I think you ought to be there and face the music." "I think so, too," said Cameron, with alacrity; "I'd rather be there, and help my little Princess weather the storm." They found Mr. and Mrs. Fairfield both at home, and they created an immense surprise by suddenly appearing before them. "Why, Patty Fairfield!" cried Nan, "you DEAR child!" She wrapped Patty in her embrace as if welcoming one long lost. Nor was Mr. Fairfield less fervent in his demonstrations of welcome. They shook Cameron warmly by the hand, and Nan rang for tea and said: "Tell us all about it! How did you get out? Was it a false alarm? Wasn't it diphtheria? Oh, Mr. Cameron, you relieved us so greatly last night, when you told us it might be a mistaken diagnosis! What is the matter with you two? What are you giggling about?" And then the whole story came out. Cameron and Patty both talked at once, Cameron making a clean breast of the matter, and assuming all the blame, while Patty made excuses for him, and offered conciliatory explanations. Nan went off in peals of laughter and declared it was the best joke she had ever heard. But Mr. Fairfield hesitated as to his verdict. He asked many questions, to which he received straightforward answers. At last, he said: "It was a prank, and I cannot say I think it was an admirable performance. But young folks will be young folks, and I trust I'm not so old and grouty as to frown on innocent fun. To my mind, this came perilously near NOT being entirely innocent, but I'm not going to split hairs about it. I don't care for such jokes myself, but I must admit, Cameron, you played it pretty cleverly. And you certainly did your share toward lessening any anxieties that might have been caused to other people. So there's my hand on it, boy, but if you'll take an older man's advice, put away these childish pranks as you take on the dignity of years." "Thank you, Mr. Fairfield," said Cameron, "you make me feel almost ashamed of myself; but, truly, sir, I am addicted to jokes. I can't seem to help it!" The handsome face was so waggish and full of sheer, joyous fun, that they all laughed and the matter was amicably settled. "But I want my picture," Cameron said, as he rose to go. "And you shall have it," said Patty, running out of the room. She returned with a cabinet photograph, wrapped in a bit of tissue paper. "Please appreciate it," she said, demurely, "for never before have I given my photograph to a young man. They say it is an excellent likeness of me." Cameron removed the paper, and saw a picture of Patty taken at the age of two years. It was a lovely baby picture, with merry eyes and smiling lips. The quick-witted young man betrayed none of the disappointment he felt, and only said, "It is indeed a striking likeness! I never saw a better photograph! Thank you, a thousand times." Then, amid the general laughter that ensued, Cameron went away. The Fairfields discussed the whole matter, and Patty finally summed up the consensus of opinion, by saying: "Well, I don't care! It was an awfully good joke, and he's an awfully nice boy!" |