I AM a friar of orders gray, And down in the valleys I take my way; I pull not blackberry, haw, or hip; Good store of venison fills my scrip; My long bead-roll I merrily chant; Where’er I walk no money I want; And why I’m so plump the reason I tell: Who leads a good life is sure to live well. What baron or squire, Or knight of the shire, Lives half so well as a holy friar? After supper, of heaven I dream, But that is a pullet and clouted cream; Myself by denial I mortify— With a dainty bit of a warden-pie; I’m clothed in sackcloth for my sin— With old sack wine I’m lined within; A chirping cup is my matin song, And the vesper’s bell is my bowl, ding-dong. What baron or squire, Or knight of the shire, Lives half so well as a holy friar? John O’Keefe. |