A TAILOR, thought a man of upright dealing—

True, but for lying, honest, but for stealing—

Did fall one day extremely sick by chance,

The fiends of hell mustering in fearful manner,

Of sundry colour’d silks display’d a banner

Which he had stolen, and wish’d, as they did tell,

That he might find it all one day in hell.

The man, affrighted with this apparition,

Upon recovery grew a great precisian:

He bought a Bible of the best translation,

And in his life he show’d great reformation;

He walkÉd mannerly, he talkÉd meekly,

He heard three lectures and two sermons weekly;

He vow’d to shun all company unruly,

And in his speech he used no oath but truly;

And zealously to keep the Sabbath’s rest,

His meat for that day on the eve was drest;

And lest the custom which he had to steal

Might cause him sometimes to forget his zeal,

He gives his journeyman a special charge,

That if the stuff, allowance being large,

He found his fingers were to filch inclined,

Bid him to have the banner in his mind.

This done (I scant can tell the rest for laughter),

A captain of a ship came, three days after,

And brought three yards of velvet and three-quarters,

To make Venetians down below the garters.

He, that precisely knew what was enough,

Soon slipt aside three-quarters of the stuff.

His man, espying it, said in derision,

“Master, remember how you saw the vision!”

“Peace, knave!” quoth he, “I did not see one rag

Of such a colour’d silk in all the flag.”