NOTHING DOING

Imperial Dachshund. "Here I've been sitting up and doing tricks for the best part of seven weeks, and you take no more notice of me than if——"

Uncle Sam. "Cut it out!"

September 23, 1914.

AS BETWEEN FRIENDS

British Lion. "Please don't look at me like that, Sam. YOU'RE not the eagle I'm up against."

January 6, 1915.

A BRAZEN BAND

Imperial Conductor. "Stick to it, Tirpitz; keep on melting their hearts!"

March 31, 1915.

REJECTED ADDRESSES

Kaiser (to America). "Perhaps it was right to dissemble your love; But why did you kick me downstairs?"

April 21, 1915.

THE RESOURCEFUL LOVER

Teuton Troubadour (serenading the fair Columbia). "If she won't listen to my love-songs, I'll try her with a brick!"

February 17, 1915.