When I hang up the racket,
The paddle, and bat,
When my red Tam o' Shanter
Supplants my straw hat;
When the cranberry's ripe and
The turkey is fat,
Thanksgiving is coming,
I'm certain of that!

Walter. "Papa, how do you pronounce W-o-r-c-e-s-t-e-r?"

Papa. "Wooster."

Walter. "Well, if Worcester is pronounced Wooster, why isn't Rochester pronounced Rooster?"