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Walter C. Newport, R.T.K. Another Word from Distant South Africa.
Florence Maria. Playing at Newspaper-Making.When amateur papers attain the excellence of those made by professional journalists it is time for the latter fellows to bestir themselves. Ye Round-Table Jester comes to us from Brooklyn—the Avalonia Chapter, No. 792, No. 369 Lewis Avenue. The publishing committee consists of Sir Knights William Hathaway, Beverly Sedgwick, Frederic Cook, and Russell Molyneux. It is mimeograph print, type-writer text, in two colors, and profusely illustrated by "Bev"—Mr. Beverly S. King, who has won several Round Table illustration prizes. The prospectus says the artistic abilities of the Chapter "had to find vent somewhere." Genius always "gets there," you remember. The front-page illustration shows two Knights, one of 1396, the other of 1896. One is in armor on a horse, the other in knickerbockers on a bicycle. Here are some Jester jokes: BUT IT WOULDN'T WORK.Mommer. "Johnny, what's Willy crying about? And why have you got that baby sitting out there in the sun?" Johnny. "Why, Popper told me that if I left his tools out in the sun it would take all the temper out, so I thought I'd see if I couldn't get a little temper out of the baby." ONE KIND OF A SCORCHER.Tommy. "Say, Pop, I saw Bridget scorching this morning." Pop. "What's that? Bridget on a wheel? I'll give her notice at once!" Tommy. "Oh, that's all right, Pop. She was only scorching your shirt when she ironed it." Kinks.No. 23.—An Anagrammatical Acrostic.If the cross-words—of equal length—are rightly guessed, one of the vertical columns will spell the name of an English scientist and astronomer of world-wide fame. The name is also concealed in the anagram. A TOCSIN ANEW.Cross-words.—1, To fawn. 2, A pendent ornament. 3, To spring, 4, A part of a flower. 5, A public alarm-bell. 6, To cogitate. 7, To hold fast. 8, An Indian dance. 9, To reel. 10, A boaster. 11, A showy but worthless ornament. No. 24.—Rhymed Word-Square.Vincent V.M. Beede, R.T.F. No. 26.—A Riddle.I am sometimes a quadruped; still, like a fish, I have scales running all over me. Some say I am foolish and put on airs, but I guess my argument is pretty sound. As an instance, though I own my own home, I live in board. Furthermore, I have the reputation of being square and upright; perhaps too much so, for I am often played upon. My name contradicts itself, and when I am largest I am called a "baby." I am a thing of note, and though extremely bulky, am always peddled. What am I? Simon Theodore Stern. No. 27.—A Day Out.The name of the author of the work mentioned completes the sense. A Beggar's Opera, Night Thoughts, Ivanhoe set out one day for a Fancy and Imagination. He was thoughtful enough, Alma to starting, to Uncle Tom's Cabin away a lunch of Essays of Elia and Novum Organum and some Scottish Chiefs bought from a The Country Girl. Being a Handy Andy of fishing, he carried also a The Christian Hero, The Soldier's Return tied to a The Cloister and the Hearth. He wore a Rab and his Friends The Faerie Queene and a Elegy in a Country Church-yard Song of a Shirt. As he was a Hiawatha, he made Tale of a Tub progress, till he stumbled over some Queen Mab The Hunchback, and so got an Pleasures of the Imagination. "Land of Labor and of Gold Cotter's Saturday Night!" he exclaimed, in a Tristram Shandy, Sir Thomas Overbury voice. "It is enough to anger a Rape of the Lock or a The Circassian Bride. But what are The Excursion in curing a Age of Reason?" he asked, with a Deutsche Mythologie smile. He made a fire to The Free his fish, and while they were The Ring and the Book he went to a Christabel to dig for ore, with the intention of showing it to a Vicar of Wakefield to see if Velasquez and his Works The Phrenologist could be made of it. He dug until the sound of a The Adventures of a London Doll and a Hohenlinden recalled him Douglas. Answers to Kinks.No. 19.1, Union-Jack. 2, Jack-o'-lantern. 3, Jack-oak (American black-oak). 4, Jack Sprat. 5, Apple-jack. 6, Jellow Jack. No. 20.1, Iowa (I-owe-a). 2, Agate (a gate). 3, Cat's eye. 4, Jade. No. 21.1, Garnet (gar-net). 2, Quartz (quarts). 3, Opal (O pal!). 4, Hyacinth. 5, Jasper. 6, Jet. No. 22.Minerva, Eros, Atlas, Hecate, Achilles, Venus, Mars, Chiron, Pan, Janus, Io, Hebe, Ge, Midas, Ganymede, Ceres, Hera, Castor, Vesta, Hymen, Leto, Hermes, Orion. Questions and Answers.Frank T. Jones is wrong in his controversy with his friend. There are many higher spires in Europe than St. Paul's, London, which is 404 feet. The cathedral at Cologne, Germany, is 507 feet. "Ramie" is a Javanese word, adopted in the United States as the name of a kind of grass growing in China, Borneo, and Java. It is of the UrticaceÆ, or nettle, order of plant, and its fibre can be made into a cloth resembling silk. It is grown to some extent in our Southern States, and its culture is likely to increase. D.A. Bowman, 4412 Delmar Avenue, St. Louis, Mo., says, "I would like to hear from amateur papers wanting stamp departments, also would like to receive copies of papers devoted to Round Table Chapters." Edward C. Wood asks if any one can tell him on what nights in August and November meteor showers come. A shower was expected on the night after the total eclipse of the sun during the second week in August, but so far as the Table has heard, no shower came. There is no particular date in August, November, or any other month when showers can be predicted with certainty. Mary M. Hardy, aged fourteen, who may be addressed, College Campus, Easton, Pa., wants to hear from Marion M. Clute, whose morsel about that unreliable Florida lake interested her greatly. She asks Miss Marion to write her, and promises to respond at once. Leo Heileman, Box 823, Phoenix, Ariz., has Aztec relics, and is interested in mound-builders' relics and similar curios. He wants correspondents. A. Haven Smith, Orangeville, Pa., has seeds of Pennsylvania wild flowers, labelled with both common and scientific names, and is interested in Indian, Aztec, mound-builders, and all similar relics. Floyd Pennoyer, Schaghticoke, N.Y., asks Latin students to give him a literal translation of the following: "Sunt hic etiam sua prÆmia laudi, Mail answers to him direct. Why Boers Fight Well.Having many chances at success proves often a disadvantage. General W.F. Molyneux, a fighter in the Transvaal, tells in Campaigning in South Africa and Egypt about going to the house of a Boer, upon the latter's invitation to become his guest on a deer-hunt. The General arrived on horseback, accompanied by one servant. Dismounting, he carried into the house a bag containing what would measure a peck or so of common cartridges. The Boer looked at the bag in astonishment, and exclaimed: "You Englishmen must be very rich. Cartridges cost sixpence each here." Rather mystified, and declaring that there are poor Englishmen, General Molyneux asked, "Where are your cartridges?" "In this," replied the Boer, tapping his double-barrel. "Then you don't intend to do much shooting?" "Well, two spring-buck are as much as I can carry." "Suppose you miss?" "Nobody misses when a cartridge costs sixpence." The sequel was that the Boer got his two deer, one for each cartridge, while the General fired five shots and got one. Anachronisms In Art.
John Cobbe. A Day at an Arapahoe School.
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