| CHAPTER | PAGE |
| I | The Phenomenon of Prohibition | 1 |
| II | Our Great Unhappiness | 10 |
| III | Our Endless Chain of Laws | 17 |
| IV | Too Much “Verboten” | 26 |
| V | Making the World Safe for De-mockery-cy | 46 |
| VI | The Infamous Volstead Act | 62 |
| VII | A Triumvirate Against Prohibition | 83 |
| VIII | “The Fear for Thee, My Country” | 88 |
| IX | Drying Up the Ocean | 109 |
| X | The Mullan-Gage Law, the Van Ness Act and the Hobert Act | 120 |
| XI | Bootlegging and Graft | 129 |
| XII | “Don’t Joke About Prohibition” | 138 |
| XIII | How Canada Has Solved the Liquor Problem | 150 |
| XIV | Crime and Drunkenness | 156 |
| XV | The Literary Digest’s Canvass | 163 |
| XVI | Literature and Prohibition | 176 |
| XVII | America Today | 183 |
| XVIII | Other Reforms | 194 |
| XIX | Is Europe Going Dry? | 202 |
| XX | What Are We Going to Do About It? | 208 |
