| The spotter is "a perfect dear", and that is how your wife comes to lose twelve dresses and a twenty-thousand-dollar necklace and have hysterics on the dock | Frontispiece | | Small wonder that you hand a dollar to your sister and kiss the porter | 14 | | I recognise the blonde divinity. Her eyes are closed, her hat on one ear, and she is wrapped like a mummy | 18 | | How the ship rolls and lurches | 22 | | Ah, confidences beside a life-boat on the upper deck! | 26 | | Quite the nicest place on the whole ship is the smoke-room | 30 | | Your cap goes flying overboard. * * * Your cigar is blown to shreds | 38 | | There is a horrible fascination about a ship's concert, something hypnotic that draws you, very much against your word and will | 44 | "Ship-Bored" originally appeared in Everybody's Magazine.
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