When Margaret was a youngster scarcely two years old, At climbing chairs and tables this lass was very bold. And one day when her grandpa was seated in his chair, She climbed upon the rounded rungs as if they were a stair, And looking at her grandpa's head, which fast was growing bald, She cried out, "Dearest Grandpa, one time you must hab failed, Or maybe you've been naughty and dot an awful scare, |