A BACHELOR'S OPINION OF A BABY
Winifred Sackville Stoner
Said Auntie to a bachelor—
"Do look at my fine boy!
Oh, isn't he a cunning dear—
His mother's greatest joy."
"Ah, really," said the bachelor,
While blushing rosy red,
"And can he sit on his hind legs
And beg when he is fed?"
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