THE PRINCESS AND THE MICROBE The Princess Olivera Rinalda Victorine sat on a stone seat by the mermaid fountain in the royal gardens, crying bitterly because she was not a prince. The sun was warm, the water splashed merrily over the mermaids' tails, and not far away two infant counts, an archduckling, and a baby baroness were playing on the green grass, but the Princess would have none of their game of tag. She only howled with her mouth open, and paused for breath, and howled again. Then Lady Marie FranÇoise Lady Marie: His Majesty will be so relieved that it is a son. Think, the boy will be Auguste Philippe the Twenty-fourth! It was then that the Princess Victorine, who had been dandling her doll and gaining great comfort from this distinctly feminine occupation, threw this same doll from her with violence, unconscious of the symbolic character of the act, and digging her little fists into her eyes, burst into weeping so loud that Lady Marie FranÇoise and Duchess Louise dragged their buckram-stiffened trains away over the grass to escape from their victim's cries. Presently sobbing became hard work, and the Princess sat still in the sunshine, thinking. Her blue eyes had red rims about them, her yellow hair was dried in wisps At first the Princess Victorine prayed about it. Every night, in her little golden crib, which had the arms of her house—a spotless leopard, couchant—embroidered on the blue satin hangings, she shut her eyes and begged to be made into a prince with yellow love-locks and scarlet doublet and pink hose. Would he be Olivero Rinaldo Victor the Twenty-fourth, she wondered? But every morning she wakened with indignation to the fact that she was still a girl. As her faith in miracle weakened, her determination to succeed by her own efforts grew stronger, and she never doubted that she could do it if she tried hard enough. Her face took on an expression "Do not run, my dear—it is so masculine," said Lady Marie, often; or "Do not climb trees, your Highness—such rough playing is fit only for boys." Then the Princess would look at her with non-committal, wide-opened eyes and say nothing. She had a secret, inner knowledge, dating from that moment of revelation in the garden, of the superiority of being a boy, and henceforward nothing could take it from her, not precept, nor example, nor soft insinuation of the beauty and propriety of womanliness. She knew that people were trying to deceive her; she had heard of conspiracies before—but she never let them see that she knew. On Now, there are people for whom one idea, with variations, will last a lifetime, and the Princess Olivera Rinalda Victorine was one of them. As to questions about the whys and wherefores of things, she never asked one in her life, nor answered one. Very systematically she set about her life-work. As his Highness, her baby brother, grew up, she imitated him. Once she was found standing with her sturdy legs apart and her arms akimbo, whistling. Lady Marie and the Queen both wept, and deprived the Princess that day of her bread and jam, but to no effect. She seemed inspired by the energy of the small boy or the There were times when the Princess Victorine surpassed Auguste Philippe. One sunshiny morning, when the two were playing knight and ogre in the courtyard, the Prince announced that he meant to climb the castle wall. He did it only out of bravado, for, being a boy, with a boy's common sense, he knew that it was impossible. "Pshaw, you can't! You're only a girl," said Auguste Philippe, strutting up and down in his slashed velvet doublet and his feathered cap. "And you are only a boy," said the Princess, meditatively eying him. She did not say it to be saucy—she was only thinking. Then she deliberately took the hem of her embroidered blue satin skirt in her teeth and began to climb the wall, while Auguste Philippe watched from below with wrath and terror in his eyes. By means of a niche here, a clinging ivy vine there, a window ledge, and, now and then, a friendly, grinning gargoyle, the Princess succeeded, and stood at last triumphant upon the battlements, Better even than boyish sports, the Princess loved stories of knightly deeds, and the very pith and marrow of chivalry entered into her bones. She could not read, but that did not matter, for the story-tellers could not write, but oh! they could tell tales. Stories of dragons slain and ogres vanquished, stories of maidens rescued, enchanters caught and prisoned, stories of caitiff knights thrust through at the moment of their greatest villainy by the swords "I'll tell you a secret, if you won't tell." "Go ahead!" said Auguste Philippe graciously. He had doubly the air of a sovereign, being at once a brother and heir presumptive. "I'm going out to find and fight a dragon," said Princess Victorine. "Aren't any dragons!" cried the Princess. "What do you mean?" "There haven't been any for a long time," remarked Auguste Philippe nonchalantly, his hands in his pockets. But the Princess would not have the foundations of her faith shaken too easily. "What do they mean by telling us about them all the time?" she demanded. "Every minstrel that comes here does, and so does old Lord Jean, and the Countess Madeline, and everybody nice." "I don't care," asserted the Prince. "There aren't any—there's only the Microbe." "It's worse than dragons, that's what it is," said Auguste Philippe viciously. "What does it do?" asked the Princess. "It bites," answered the Prince. "It stays somewhere in the woods and swamps, and every year it eats a great number of youths and maidens, and old men and children. It's always hungry." "Why doesn't somebody go and kill it?" said the Princess. "Dunno!" answered Auguste Philippe. "What does it look like?" "It has one great eye," answered the Prince unhesitatingly, knowing that life demanded that he should instruct the feminine mind whether he had information or The Princess went and sat by a rosebush, wearing her most enigmatical expression. If she was overawed, she was too plucky to show it. Prince Auguste Philippe looked at her, not without remorse. He was aware that he knew nothing of the Microbe save its name, but he decided not to confess—it would only shake a sister's confidence, so he went away to fly his kite. Now, years flew past, and every day the Princess's bosom swelled with knightly ardor, and every waking thought was of One day the Princess Olivera Rinalda Victorine sought out Lady Marie. "I am going on a quest, to find and fight the Microbe," she remarked briefly. Lady Marie gave her one look, and fainted, and the Princess revived her by means of her vinaigrette. "My dear!" whimpered Lady Marie, "think how many gray hairs you are bringing down in sorrow. I do not mean mine," "It's got to be killed," said the Princess sturdily. "It's a pest." "IT'S GOT TO BE KILLED," SAID THE PRINCESS STURDILY "But what is it?" whispered Lady Marie, blushing through her rouge. "Is it a thing that a young girl ought to know about?" There was hubbub in the court for ten days. Counts, marchionesses, dukes, and earls gathered in corners and talked under their breath. Some thought that the Princess should be imprisoned in a dungeon; others spoke of her with pity, believing her mad. One party, headed by old Lord Jean and the Countess Madeline, said that it was all nonsense. Everybody knew that there was no such thing as the Microbe; it was At first the Princess tried to reason with them—an unwonted occupation for her. "It really is a combat that a lady could Just here attention was diverted from her, for his Majesty, who had been hurt in hunting, sickened and died, and amid sobs and whisperings and discussions, Auguste Philippe the Twenty-fourth came to the throne. There were many rumors and whispers of how the late King had come to his death: some said that it was a fall from his steed; others hinted the Microbe, shivering with horror at the name. No one was sure of anything, and the court physicians very cleverly gave out that they could not explain at length his Majesty's ailment But the Princess Victorine, who was not a person of doubts, was convinced from the first. With her head held very erect, she went to the court armorer, and gave orders that he dared not disobey; then she went to the royal stables and made her choice, while all stood still to watch her, spellbound, no one venturing to lift a hand. Her Majesty was too much overcome with grief to care what happened; Lady Marie and the Duchess were absorbed and happy getting the court into mourning, and so there was no one but Auguste Philippe to say good-by to the Princess when she went away. He had risen very early, and stood upon the battlements to see her go. "Good-by, dear!" called the Princess, waving her hand to Auguste Philippe. "You are a silly thing," he remarked, affectionately, from the battlements. "You won't do anything but tear your clothes." He did not try to stop her. In the strain of becoming Auguste Philippe the Twenty-fourth he found that there were many things he was not so sure of as he had been before. The flame in his sister's eyes he did not understand, and he wondered why she was not content to stay at home and play at quoits and dance to music, as he was; but he resolved that Victorine should make a fool of herself in her own way, and that it should not cost her too dear. So he stood Now, the Princess rode by night and day, and not once did her courage fail or her arm grow weary. She left behind the green plain and the pleasant trees, and traveled in a grievous waste beyond the songs of birds, and anon she came to a woodland that was dark and old. She was sorely puzzled as to the habitat of the Microbe, for in his raids he came from east and west and north and south, and no one could tell if he had a permanent abiding-place. Often in the dusky shadows of the wood, she stopped to call a challenge: "What, ho! Come out and try thy skill!" But that was not his way of "Is the pretty lady looking for the pretty knight that passed this way yestere'en?" asked the witch-wife, with a horrible leer of her sunken eyes. The Princess elevated her eyebrows with a look of scorn. "No," she answered coldly; "I am looking for the Microbe." "How?" asked the witch-woman, with her hand behind her ear. "Is it a man, or a lady, or a place?" "It's a monster!" shrieked the Princess. "It kills, and eats, and destroys." And then followed a faithful repetition of Auguste Philippe's description of the beast. The witch-wife laughed and rocked to and fro, her yellow teeth showing in her shrunken gums. "Oh, deary, deary, deary!" she said, "there ain't any such critter, truly there ain't. I've lived here in the swamp seventy-nine year; I never saw one, and I sees pretty nigh everything." "Who eats the youths and the maidens, and the old men and the children?" demanded the Princess sternly. "How do I know? How do I know?" cackled the old woman. "I don't." "That's the way the pretty knight went," she called. "You'll find him further on." The Princess indignantly turned her charger and rode in the opposite direction. That morning came her moment of great reward, for, by the side of a noxious swamp, a gray mist met her, blinding her eyes, and she thought she heard sounds of gurgling and lashing and clawing. Once she caught sight of the great shining eye of which Auguste Philippe had told her, and then she dimly detected the grin of teeth. Olivera Rinalda Victorine was sure that she had met the Microbe at last. With lifted spear, and with the shout, "A maiden to the rescue!" she rode into the floating cloud At home, upon the battlements, that morning, stood Auguste Philippe with some "It was in that direction that she went, did you say?" sobbed the Duchess, with a black-bordered handkerchief at her eyes. The young king nodded. "How can I bear it?" asked Lady Marie, raising her clasped hands to heaven. "Oh, your Highness, send out a searching party! Send fifty armed knights! Think what may happen at any moment!" "Pshaw!" said Auguste Philippe the Twenty-fourth, "Victorine can take care of herself. She is four inches taller than I, and her arms are like iron. Let her be. She is foolish, but she has got to have her fling." "I dare say," sighed his Majesty; "but the thing has got to come; they must sow their wild oats! She will come back all right." Though Lady Marie did not know it, his Majesty Auguste Philippe then, as always, spoke the truth. At that very moment, beyond the wide green plain, and beyond the sandy waste, a young knight, riding slowly, with his head bent down upon his breast, came upon a maiden sitting at the edge of a wood. Near her, cropping the grass, strayed a gray charger, with his bridle falling loose upon his neck. The maiden was curiously clad "Fair lady," said the Knight, riding toward her, "tell me your trouble, that I may help you." The Princess Olivera Rinalda Victorine looked up at him and sobbed, and her chain armor rose and fell upon her bosom. She had not cried this way since that memorable day on the stone bench in the garden, twelve years ago. "I've—I've killed the Microbe!" gasped Princess Victorine. "Indeed?" said the Knight, raising his "Ye-es!" said the Princess, with a great heave of her bosom as she looked at the disfigured spear. The stranger alighted from his horse and came slowly toward the Princess. He was tall and strongly built, but he walked as one to whom every motion brings pain. "Are you quite sure that the beast is dead?" The Princess nodded. "Quite." "I wonder," said the Knight meditatively, "if you brought away his head or a claw?" "No, I didn't; but I feel very sure. Men are so skeptical!" said the Princess, with some heat. A beautiful expression swept over the Princess's face and into her blue eyes. She looked less like a baby than she had done at any time for seventeen years. "I thought men didn't care." "Some do." "Auguste Philippe doesn't—he only laughs, and so does old Lord Jean; but I think that this will convince them," and Princess Victorine triumphantly brandished her spear. "Ah!" said the Knight, looking at it with sudden interest, "may I see your point?" But as he moved to take it, he "Oh, oh, oh!" cried Olivera Rinalda Victorine. In a trice she unlaced the Knight's helmet and corselet, and was horrified to find blood flowing from an open wound in his shoulder. Hastily she brought water in her helmet from a spring hard by, and bathed his forehead and eyes, and then ran for more to pour on the wound, saying, as she went, something unpleasant about her skirt of chain armor, which kept getting in her way. As she worked, the eyelids fluttered, and the dark eyes slowly opened. "Are you hurt?" asked the Princess eagerly. "I'm afraid that I am rather badly cut up," he answered, with a groan. "It may be," said the Knight. The Princess rose and put on her helmet. "Where are you going?" asked the Knight. "After It," said Victorine sternly. "Lovely lady," he said feebly, "don't you think you ought to wait until I am better?" "I'm not a lovely lady, I'm a warrior," said the Princess; "but of course I'll stay if you want me to." "You are both," said the Knight. "Do you know I think that it would make me forget my pain if you should tell me of your fight." So the Princess, with a shining face, told "And now," said the Princess reproachfully, with red flushing her cheeks, "tell me how you were wounded. Do you mind explaining how you came to be hurt in the back?" "Somebody or something attacked me from behind," said the Knight, with a smile half hiding the look of pain on his face. "The coward!" cried the Princess Victorine, in great anger. "It may have been some one who did not know the rules of the game," said the Knight. "Well, it was a strange combat," remarked the Knight, "and the blows were the oddest I ever received. They came thrashing from all sides, in defiance of all the laws of fighting. Whether they came from man or beast I could not see—you know yourself that it is foggy in the woods, and I was disabled by the blow in the back." "I know," nodded the Princess sympathetically. "You've been fighting that same monster that I killed." And for the life of her, she could not help a little feeling of triumph that the beast had gone down before her rather than before him. "When did you kill him?" asked the wounded man. "Oh, I believe it was this morning," said the Knight carelessly. "I wish, for your sake, I had done it sooner," said Victorine regretfully. One of her greatest charms was her slowness in putting two and two together. Now she had little time for it, for the Knight fainted again. For the first time in her life, the Princess repented of her aversion to smelling-salts. However, there was plenty of water in the spring, and she kept her best lawn handkerchief, which she had carried up her sleeve, wet upon the sick man's brow. Through the fever of that day she watched him, and all night, and again a second one, and on the third day there was That afternoon the Princess grew confidential. She was sitting near the invalid, "Just feel my muscle!" said the Princess impulsively. "I have!" said the sick Knight gravely. "Why, when?" demanded the Princess. "Oh, you mean when I lifted your head. But look how it stands out." He did so. "You see," said Olivera Rinalda Victorine, "I am so unfeminine. I ought to have been a boy." "Never!" cried the Knight vehemently. The Princess looked at him in surprise. "I'm very sure," she said gently. "I've known it ever since I was so high," and she measured off the stature of six years "I don't agree with you," said the Knight. "You're not in the least like a boy, really. You do not look like one, nor use your arms like one." "When have you noticed that?" asked the Princess, in surprise. "Oh, lots of times," he answered evasively. "But tell me why you think so." Sitting beside him, with the beech leaves making a flickering shade on her face and throat, the Princess told him all the tragedy of her life, her discovery of her initial great mistake, her unavailing efforts to set it right, and the persecutions she had suffered because she was not ladylike. It was the first confidence that she had made in all "Why did you do that?" asked the Princess softly. "To comfort me for not being a boy?" "No," growled the sick man. "Then why?" she persisted, drawing it away. "Oh, I can't tell you," he groaned, "until I know whether I shall get well of this beastly wound." But the Princess, taking both hands to arrange the wet handkerchief, suddenly found them prisoned and covered with kisses. Princess Victorine eyed him with curiosity, and shook her head. "No," she answered, kneeling down and looking at him, "I'm afraid I don't. Nobody ever did before." The Knight laughed out from the mossy green pillow. "That's just what makes you so adorable." "Won't you try to make me understand?" said the Princess. "I am very slow, but when I once learn, I never forget." "Victorine," said the Knight, fixing his dark eyes on her, "I love you, and I need you. I love your hair and your eyes and the touch of your hands, and I want you to Olivera Rinalda Victorine was silent a long time, kneeling on the moss. "Are you angry?" asked the Knight, at length. "No," said the Princess, in a whisper. "I think I like it." Then he smiled up at her, but did not even touch her hand. "Tell me truly," said the Princess, "don't you mind my climbing trees and doing all those things?" "Not a bit." "Nor the device on my shield?" He laughed and shook his head. "Nor my wanting to go on a quest, and do all those unfeminine things?" "Victorine," said the Knight, "it is the Then there was a sudden shining that was neither from the sun nor the Princess's hair, but from the light that sprang into her face, and when the wounded man lifted his arms and drew her toward him, she bent and kissed him on the eyes, and no one ever knew, she least of all, where she had learned that. Three days more and three nights they stayed there, and the sick man's strength came slowly back. In the quiet they talked of many things in the past and many yet to come. Only once in all that time did Princess Victorine looked troubled. "Dear," she said one day, "there are moments when I am afraid that you do not "Beloved," said the Knight, putting down a piece of his armor, where he had been idly fitting the point of the Princess's spear into a great hole, "I believe in you utterly, only, there may be more than one, you know, and so our quest is not over." On the fourth day they put their armor on, caught their steeds, and rode away. On the Princess's shield the maiden stood out bravely against the blue; the stranger Knight carried the device of an ugly worm transfixed by a glittering sword, and the motto was "I search." The maiden knight and the man looked at each other from under their visors. "To the death!" echoed the Princess, dashing after him, and so they rode gallantly away. Whether they have found and fought the Microbe none can say, but this is known, that they are happy in the quest. |