“This is a werry lonely spot, Sir; I wonder you ar'n't afeard of being robbed.”

JOB Timmins was a tailor bold,
And well he knew his trade,
And though he was no fighting man
Had often dress'd a blade!
Quoth he, one day—“I have not had
A holiday for years,
So I'm resolv'd to go and fish,
And cut for once the shears.”
So donning quick his Sunday's suit,
He took both rod and line,
And bait for fish—and prog for one,
And eke a flask of wine.
For he was one who loved to live,
And said—“Where'er I roam
I like to feed—and though abroad,
To make myself at home.”
Beneath a shady grove of trees
He sat him down to fish,
And having got a cover, he
Long'd much to get a dish.
He cast his line, and watch'd his float,
Slow gliding down the tide;
He saw it sink! he drew it up,
And lo! a fish he spied.
He took the struggling gudgeon off,
And cried—“I likes his looks,
I wish he'd live—but fishes die
Soon as they're—off the hooks!”
At last a dozen more he drew—
(Fine-drawing 'twas to him!)
But day past by—and twilight came,
All objects soon grew dim.
"One more!” he cried, “and then I'll pack,
And homeward trot to sup,”—
But as he spoke, he heard a tread,
Which caused him to look up.
Poor Timmins trembled as he gazed
Upon the stranger's face;
For cut purse! robber! all too plain,
His eye could therein trace.
"Them's werry handsome boots o' yourn,”
The ruffian smiling cried,
"Jist draw your trotters out—my pal—
And we'll swop tiles, besides.”
"That coat too, is a pretty fit—
Don't tremble so—for I
Von't rob you of a single fish,
I've other fish to fry.”
Poor Timmins was obliged to yield
Hat, coat, and boots—in short
He was completely stripp'd—and paid
Most dearly for his “sport.”
And as he homeward went, he sigh'd—
"Farewell to stream and brook;
O! yes, they'll catch me there again
A fishing—with a hook!”