FIGURE-HEADS.

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“You never see a decent figure-’ead,

Not now,” Bill said;

“A fiddlin’ bit o’ scrollwork at the bow,

That’s the most now;

But Lord! I’ve seen some beauties, more ’n a few,

An’ some rare rum uns too.

“Folks in all sorts o’ queer old-fashioned rigs,

Fellers in wigs,

Chaps in cocked ’ats an’ ’elmets, lords an’ dukes.

Folks out o’ books,

Niggers in turbans, mandarins an’ Moors,

And ’eathen gods by scores;

“An’ women in all kinds o’ fancy dresses—

Queens an’ princesses,

Witches on broomsticks too, an’ spankin’ girls

With streamin’ curls,

An’ dragons an’ sea serpents—Lord knows what

I’ve seen an’ what I’ve not!

“An’ some’s in breakers’ yards now, thick with grime

And weathered white wi’ time;

An’ some stuck up in gardens ’ere an’ there

With plants for ’air;

An’ no one left as knows but chaps like me

How fine wi’ paint an’ gold they used to be

In them old days at sea.”

C. F. S.


“Bag and Baggage.”

“According to present arrangements the Turkish Peace Treaty will be presented to the Turkish delegation on May 11 at 4 p.m. in the Cloak Room of the French Foreign Office.”—Times.

These ceremonies are usually conducted in the Salon de l’Horloge, but the new venue was doubtless thought more appropriate for disposing of the Turkish impedimenta.


Manners And Modes.

MANNERS AND MODES.

THE STRIKE AGAINST THE PRICE OF CLOTHES IS SPREADING.

[Fashion Note.—Lady Germanda Speedwell was seen walking in the Park looking sweet in a rhubarb-leaf hat, the stalk worn at the side. Her corsage was of clinging ivy leaves, in contrast to the fuller effect of her banana-skin skirt. Her companion wore the usual morning-coat and kilt of grass, but struck a new note with a pumpkin hat.]


                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

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