MY STRONG SUIT.

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Not for me the profiteer's

Lucky hauls,

But a prospect of lean years

That appals;

Yet, although I dimly grope

On an ever downward slope,

I espy one gleam of hope—

Overalls.

When the experts prophesy

Further squalls,

And my income, never high,

Falls and falls,

Then the twenty-guinea suit

Is to me forbidden fruit,

But I cordially salute

Overalls.

Not to mention other woes,

Other calls,

Paying tailors through the nose

Greatly galls;

So farewell, expensive tweeds,

Though my manly bosom bleeds,

For the situation needs

Overalls.


"Nursery Governess (not over 40) wanted for three children, girl 10 years, twins (boy 2, girl 8)."—Times.

Oh, gemini!





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