"It is a matter of surprise in more than one well-appointed household that the best efforts of a skillful chef can produce nothing more acceptable than ——'s Tomato Soup.."—Advt. From a review of a book by Mr. Harold Russell:— "The horrible chigoes, or 'jiggers,' are of the flea family, and with them we must leave Mr. Russell."—Yorkshire Post. Is this kind? "The three greatest pets in the Darwin district are said to be the white ant—which sometimes grows to the size of a bee—the marsh fly, and the great Darwin mosquito." Adelaide Register. Our white ant "Fifi" has just bitten through her collar and run away. If found wandering, please return.
SITTING TIGHT. American Eagle. "OF COURSE I'M IN A VERY STRONG POSITION AND QUITE COMFORTABLE. ALL THE SAME, I HOPE THEY'LL HURRY UP WITH THE MEDIATION."
Forced into retirement (happily only temporary) by his introduction of the taxi-cab, our devoted follower of yesterday
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