CHAPTER XV NEWSPAPER BROMIDES

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Contrary to the opinions of many, the newspaper has saved its readers from that modern perversion of our already forcible English, slang. It has pruned its language of affectation, fine writing and indiscriminate and excessive use of adjectives.—From an address by the Rev. William B. Norton, of Evanston, Ill., as reported by the Chicago Evening Post.

If a reporter is lazy or inclined to “fine writing” he has only to reach into the grab-box of his memory to draw out a word or phrase, all ready to his hand, that seems to suit the occasion. Was the horse running fast? Then it was going at “breakneck speed.” Did the young woman who was pulled out of the river fall in love with her rescuer? Then “her gratitude melted into love.” It was the “old, old story.” She became his “blushing bride” and the news of the marriage was to the discarded suitor “like a bolt from a clear sky.” “A host of friends” attended the “nuptials” and the “happy couple” were “showered with congratulations.”

Handy, cut-and-dried expressions will creep into copy unless the reporter is always on the alert to find the right word. Many of the figures of speech in this category doubtless possessed charm and piquancy at one time, but through long usage they have sunk to a meaningless level. They have become part of the stock in trade of the “fine writer,” who seeks to confound the reader with large words. Other words and phrases are merely trivial or in poor taste. The news writer should study to fit his words exactly to the meaning he intends to convey, instead of lazily giving way to the temptation to draw on a ready-made stock.

“Bromides” is the name given by the newspaper man to this stock of handy expressions. The term is thus defined in a bulletin issued by a metropolitan newspaper for its copy readers: “A bromide, in a newspaper office, is a word, phrase or expression, or turn of style, that is especially lacking in originality—overworked, hackneyed—a ‘chestnut.’ The daily travail of the editor and the copy reader is in scouting for errors of grammar and skirmishing with inaccuracy and awkwardness. But it is a massacre of libel; a war of extermination against bromides.”

The following list of “bromides” includes both trite and grandiose expressions which the news writer will do well to avoid and the copy reader to eliminate if they are passed on to him. The list is intended to be only suggestive of the evils of “bromidic” writing. It is far from exhaustive. Almost any newspaper man could add similar expressions which have come within his experience:

  • admiring friends
  • agent of death
  • ancestral domain
  • and many others
  • angry mob
  • arch culprit
  • avenging justice
  • battle-scarred veteran
  • beautiful and accomplished
  • bereaved widow
  • better half
  • beyond peradventure of a doubt
  • big mogul (locomotive)
  • bleeding, mangled form
  • blunt instrument
  • blushing bride
  • body of the deceased
  • bolt from a clear sky
  • bonds of matrimony
  • bosom of the briny deep
  • bourne from which no traveler returns
  • brand from the burning
  • breakneck speed
  • break the news gently
  • breathless silence
  • burden of bluecoats
  • burly negro
  • busy marts of trade
  • carnival of crime
  • catch of the season
  • caught like a rat in a trap
  • caught red-handed
  • certain party (for person)
  • challenge contradiction
  • checkered career
  • city bastile
  • city’s fair escutcheon
  • clutches of the law
  • commercial emporium
  • conspicuous by his absence
  • contracting parties (in marriage)
  • conventional black
  • cool as a cucumber
  • cowering poltroon
  • crisp ten-dollar bill
  • crowded to its utmost capacity
  • culminated in the nuptials
  • cynosure of all eyes
  • Dan Cupid’s dart
  • dastardly assassin
  • day of reckoning
  • delicious refreshments
  • demure miss
  • devoted slave
  • devouring element
  • diabolical outrage
  • divine (for preacher)
  • divine passion
  • dull, corroding care
  • dull, sickening thud
  • durance vile
  • dusky damsel
  • downy couch
  • ebbing life blood
  • effected an entrance
  • eked out a bare existence
  • elegant creation
  • entered a state of coma
  • evening repast
  • exigencies of the occasion
  • extended heartfelt sympathy
  • facile pen
  • failed to materialize
  • fair sex
  • fair women and brave men
  • fateful words
  • feast of reason
  • feathered songster
  • fell design
  • festive occasion
  • fever heat
  • few and far between
  • fiery steed
  • first fall of the beautiful
  • fleeting breath
  • foeman worthy of his steel
  • for it was none other than he
  • formulated a design
  • fragrant Havana
  • frenzied finance
  • furtively secreting
  • gathered to his fathers
  • general public
  • genial boniface
  • gilded youth
  • goes without saying
  • grand old party
  • gratitude melted into love
  • great beyond
  • grewsome spectacle
  • grim reaper
  • groaned under the weight of toothsome viands
  • hairbreadth escape
  • happy benedict
  • heartrending screams
  • hied himself
  • high dudgeon
  • high road to recovery
  • host of friends
  • human freight
  • hungry flames
  • hurled defiance
  • hymeneal altar
  • immaculate linen
  • in a clerical capacity
  • inclemency of the weather
  • inner circles of society
  • jury of his peers
  • kind and indulgent father
  • knights of the grip
  • large and enthusiastic audience
  • last but not least
  • late lamented
  • launched into eternity
  • leaden missile
  • light collation
  • lingering illness
  • lion of all social gatherings
  • little blind god
  • located his whereabouts
  • lodged in jail
  • long sleep (death)
  • lull before the storm
  • lurid flames
  • made good his escape
  • man of parts
  • maze of mystery
  • minions of the law
  • modicum of notoriety
  • mourned their loss
  • natty suit
  • neatly engraved invitations
  • neat sum
  • never in the history of
  • news leaked out
  • nice manners
  • nick of time
  • nipped in the bud
  • notorious crook and police character
  • old, old story (love)
  • oldest inhabitant
  • one fell swoop
  • one fine day
  • own inimitable way
  • pale as death
  • pangs of poverty
  • phials of his scorn
  • piercing shriek of anguish
  • pillar of the church
  • police dragnet
  • populace was up in arms
  • portals of his living tomb
  • portent of evil
  • prepossessing appearance
  • present incumbent
  • presided at the piano
  • prominent (of persons)
  • public prints
  • put in an appearance
  • quiet home wedding
  • raging torrent
  • rash act
  • recipient of handsome and costly presents
  • remains (for body)
  • rendered a widow
  • ripe old age
  • rising young barrister
  • rooted to the spot
  • rumors are rife
  • rushed post haste
  • sacred edifice
  • sad rites
  • sad tidings
  • scene beggared description
  • seemed to spring from thin air
  • serious but not necessarily fatal
  • set the town agog
  • shook like a leaf
  • shorn of his accustomed affability
  • shrouded in mystery
  • silver-tongued orator
  • sixteen summers (in giving age)
  • smoking revolver
  • snorting iron horse (locomotive)
  • snug income
  • sole topic of conversation
  • spread like wildfire
  • stepped into the breach
  • sterling worth and high promise
  • still evening air
  • stood aghast
  • storm king
  • stung with remorse
  • succulent bivalve
  • suicide (as a verb)
  • summoned medical aid
  • sustained an injury
  • swathed in bandages
  • sweet slumber
  • thickest of the fray
  • this mortal coil
  • tidy sum
  • tiny tots
  • tireless vigil
  • tonsorial parlor
  • took into custody
  • took the bit in his teeth
  • totally destroyed
  • to the bitter end
  • tried and true official
  • tripped the light fantastic
  • ubiquitous reporter
  • unbiased probe
  • under cover of the darkness
  • unfortunate victim
  • unique in the city’s annals
  • united in the bonds of matrimony
  • upholders of law and order
  • vale of tears
  • vanished as if the earth had swallowed him up
  • vengeance his portion
  • viewed the remains
  • vouches for the authenticity of
  • war to the knife
  • waxed eloquent
  • weaker sex
  • wedded bliss
  • wee sma’ hours
  • weird scene
  • well-known club man
  • white as a sheet
  • wildest excitement
  • with becoming grace
  • without fear of successful contradiction
  • witnesses duly sworn
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

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