| PAGE |
| BILL THE MINDER |
| TITLE-PAGE | 1 |
| HEADPIECE | 2 |
| HIS HOWLS BECAME TERRIFIC | 7 |
| ALWAYS INVENTING NEW WAYS OF MINDING | 10 |
| YOUNG TOOTH-CUTTERS FORGOT THEIR TROUBLES | 11 |
| THE ONLY MINDER OF THE DISTRICT | 13 |
| TAILPIECE | 14 |
| THE KING OF TROY |
| TITLE-PAGE | 15 |
| HEADPIECE | 16 |
| HE CLIMBED THE RICK | 18 |
| HE COMMENCED HIS TALE | 21 |
| WHAT A TIME WE HAD | 26 |
| TAILPIECE | 31 |
| VIGNETTE | 32 |
| THE ANCIENT MARINER |
| TITLE-PAGE | 33 |
| HEADPIECE | 34 |
| I SIGN ON AS CABIN BOY | 39 |
| I WENT ON WITH MY SANDWICHES | 42 |
| FOR YEARS WE SAILED | 47 |
| TAILPIECE | 49 |
| VIGNETTE | 50 |
| THE TRIPLETS |
| TITLE-PAGE | 51 |
| HEADPIECE | 52 |
| ENDEAVOURING TO COMFORT THE OLD MAN | 55 |
| WE GREW UP IN COMPARATIVE HAPPINESS | 58 |
| THE TRIPLETS ACCOMPANY THE ARMY | 63 |
| TAILPIECE | 64 |
| GOOD AUNT GALLADIA |
| TITLE-PAGE | 65 |
| HEADPIECE | 66 |
| I JUST MANAGED TO REACH THE EGGS | 71 |
| I ANGLE THE AIR | 72 |
| I ERECTED MY POLE ON THE SAND | 73 |
| ITS OLD STATELY SELF AGAIN | 75 |
| THE DOCTOR |
| TITLE-PAGE | 79 |
| HEADPIECE | 80 |
| FAR SOONER HAVE THE MUMPS | 83 |
| THE PUFF BAKER | 87 |
| TREATED WITH DELICIOUS JALAPS | 88 |
| AS SOME PATIENT PREPARED HIS DOSE | 89 |
| THE VERY SPARROWS GREW THIN | 91 |
| POSTCARD | 94 |
| POSTCARD | 95 |
| TAILPIECE | 96 |
| THE RESPECTABLE GENTLEMAN |
| TITLE-PAGE | 97 |
| HEADPIECE | 98 |
| BOWING POLITELY TO THE PILLAR-BOXES | 103 |
| THE CHURCH STEEPLE HAD BEEN REMOVED | 104 |
| STANDING ALONE UPON THE WALL | 106 |
| DANGLING BY HIS LEGS | 109 |
| TAILPIECE | 113 |
| VIGNETTE | 114 |
| THE SICILIAN CHAR-WOMAN |
| TITLE-PAGE | 115 |
| HEADPIECE | 116 |
| I TOOK LEAVE OF MY SORROWING FATHER | 120 |
| HARDLY DISGUISING HIS EFFORTS TO IGNORE ME | 121 |
| THEY WERE COMPELLED TO SEND FOR A PHYSICIAN | 125 |
| THE IMPROVEMENT WAS MAINTAINED | 129 |
| DISCOVERED A CLOVE KERNEL | 130 |
| VIGNETTE | 132 |
| THE INTERVAL |
| TITLE-PAGE | 133 |
| HEADPIECE | 134 |
| I FELL ON TO THE PARSNIP | 137 |
| THEY ALL ONCE MORE STARTED | 138 |
| ON THEIR ADVENTUROUS JOURNEY | 139 |
| THE WHOLE CAMP WAS FAST ASLEEP | 142 |
| TAILPIECE | 145 |
| VIGNETTE | 146 |
| THE REAL SOLDIER |
| TITLE-PAGE | 147 |
| HEADPIECE | 148 |
| THE REAL SOLDIER | 153 |
| 'BUT HOLD!' CRIED THE PRESIDENT | 156 |
| 'YOUR FATE BE UPON YOUR OWN HEAD' | 157 |
| FLOUNDERING ABOUT IN THE SEA | 159 |
| IN EXPECTATION OF THEIR LEADER | 161 |
| TAILPIECE | 163 |
| VIGNETTE | 164 |
| THE WILD MAN |
| TITLE-PAGE | 165 |
| HEADPIECE | 166 |
| I PLEADED MY CASE | 169 |
| AND KILLED IT ON THE SPOT | 173 |
| WE COOKED ONE GREAT STEAK | 177 |
| TAILPIECE | 181 |
| VIGNETTE | 182 |
| THE MUSICIAN |
| TITLE-PAGE | 183 |
| HEADPIECE | 184 |
| SHE NOW MADE OFF TO THE WOODS | 189 |
| HE WOULD CLIMB TO THE TOPMOST BRANCHES | 190 |
| SWEEPING THE DEAD LEAVES | 195 |
| WITH NO OTHER WEALTH THAN MY CONCERTINA | 197 |
| TAILPIECE | 198 |
| THE LOST GROCER |
| TITLE-PAGE | 199 |
| HEADPIECE | 200 |
| AFFECTED BY HIS STORY | 205 |
| PLUMP INTO THE RIVER WE WENT | 206 |
| THERE GREW IN FRONT OF ME A GREAT MOUND | 209 |
| SNEEZING AND SNEEZING | 211 |
| THE MERCHANT'S WIFE |
| TITLE-PAGE | 213 |
| HEADPIECE | 214 |
| MOPING ABOUT THE COMMON | 219 |
| KEPT HIM OUT OF MISCHIEF | 223 |
| GLORIOUS TARTS AND SWEETS | 224 |
| IT DIDN'T MATTER HOW MUCH YOU ATE | 225 |
| TAILPIECE | 226 |
| THE CAMP-FOLLOWERS |
| TITLE-PAGE | 227 |
| HEADPIECE | 228 |
| THE HEADS SERVED FOR DOLLS | 233 |
| YOU ARE NOW OUR ONLY HOPE | 234 |
| I FISHED AND FISHED AND FISHED | 237 |
| TAILPIECE | 239 |
| VIGNETTE | 240 |
| THE SIEGE OF TROY |
| TITLE-PAGE | 241 |
| HEADPIECE | 242 |
| PLAN OF SIEGE | 245 |
| THESE PARCELS WERE NOW LABELLED | 248 |
| AND PACKED HIM OFF TO PERSIA | 251 |
| TROY BECAME THE HAPPIEST TOWN | 253 |
| THE END |
| VIGNETTE | 256 |
