From The New Catechism

Question: What is the whole duty of man?

Answer: To succeed.

Q. What is success?

A. Success is being a Captain of Industry.

Q. How may one become a Captain of Industry?

A. By stacking in his barns the hay made by others while the
sun shines.

Q. But is this not theft?

A. Not if done legally and respectably on a large scale. It
is high finance.