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THREE GOOD GIANTS.

I freely admit what all the world knows about FranÇois Rabelais.

Long before the day when Fielding and Smollett began to be read on the sly, and before the comic Muse of Congreve and Wycherly began to be looked at askance, that English moral sentiment, over which Macaulay was to philosophize more than a century later, had solidified in ignoring Rabelais. Nothing is to be said against the sentiment itself. This has always been fairly righteous, if just a bit undiscriminating. A great humorist, showing himself content to grovel in the dirt, is, beyond question, deserving of black looks and shut doors. But more than most old masters of a type, strong, albeit coarse, Rabelais—from the distinctly marked physical attributes of his chief personages—may claim certain good points which, drawn out and grouped together, ought to fall within the circle of those tales which interest children.

I have read Rabelais twice in my life. Each time, I have read him in that old French, which has no master quite so great as he; and each time in Auguste Desrez's edition, which, in its careful Table des MatiÈres, learned glossary, quaint notes, Gallicized Latin and Greek words, and a complete Rabelaisiana, shows the devotion of the rare editor, who does not distort, because he understands, the Master whom he edits. When I first peeped into his pages I was a lad, altogether too young to be tainted by profanity, while I skipped, true boy-fashion, whole pages to pick out the wondrous story of his Giants. When I came back to him, after many years, I was both older and, I hope, wiser. Being older, I had learned to gauge him better, both in his strength and in his weakness. I had come to see wherein an old prejudice was too just to be safely resisted; and, on the other hand, wherein it had got to be so deeply set that it had hardened to injustice. As I went on, it did not take me long to discover that it was quite possible for my purpose—following, indeed, the path unconsciously taken in my boyhood—to divide Rabelais sharply into incident and philosophy. That this had not been thought of before surprised, but did not daunt me. I said to myself: I shall limit the incident strictly to his three Giants; I shall hold these, from grandfather to grandson, well together; keep all that is sound in them; cut away the impurity which is not so much of as around them; chisel them out as a sculptor might, and leave his philosophy with face to the wall. This done, I turned the scouring hose, full and strong, upon the incidents themselves, clearing out both dialectics and profanity thoroughly. I did not stop until I had left the famous trio, Grandgousier, Gargantua, and Pantagruel where I had, from the first, hoped to place them,—high and dry above the scum which had so long clogged their rare good-fellowship, and which had made men of judgment blind to the genuine worth that was in them.

In this way I believed that I saw the chance to free Rabelais' Giants, so long kept in bonds, from a captivity which has dishonored them. To do this was clearly running against that good old law which has invariably made all Giants—far back from fairy-time—thunder-voiced, great-toothed, rude-handed, hard-hearted, bloody-minded creatures and truculent captors, never, on any account, pitiful captives. But, to such, the Rabelaisian Giants are none of kin. No more are they of blood to that Giant that Jack slew, or that Giant Despair, in whose garden-court Bunyan dreamt that he saw the white bones of slaughtered pilgrims.

Public sentiment has hitherto illogically retched at the name of Rabelais, while it swallows without qualm "Tristram Shandy" and "Gulliver's Travels." Shall it always retch? The time, I think, is practically taking the answer into its own hands. Rabelais, through some cotemporaneous influence, rising subtly in his favor among men who are neither afraid nor ashamed to judge for themselves, is, in one sense, slowly becoming a naturalized citizen of our modern Literary Republic. Literature and Art are joining hands in his rehabilitation. Mr. Walter Besant, a novelist, has been so good as to write his life; to say bright words about him; and to quote clean things from him. Mrs. Oliphant, a purist, has consented to admit him into her "Foreign Classics for English Readers." Three years ago M. Emile HÉbert's bronze statue of him was unveiled at that Chinon, his birthplace, which he lovingly calls "the most ancient city of the world." And, to crown all, as the latest expression of a tardy recognition, his bust by M. TruphÈme was, only the other day, uncovered at that Meudon of which he was, for a time, the famous, if not always orthodox, CurÉ.

Rabelais himself never, it is clear, appreciated his Giants save for the contrasted jollity which they lent to his satires.

"Mieulx est de ris que de larmes escripre,
Pour ce que rire est le propre de lhomme,"

was his maxim. But this maxim never rose to a creed. His Giants seem, almost against his will, to stride beyond the territory of mere burlesque. They are as easily free from theology as from science. They have never been of La BÂmette. They are as far from Montpellier. To these colossal creations, heroes fashioned in ridicule of the old fantastico-chivalric deeds of their age, as they come down more and more from the clouds, are more and more given the feelings common to this earth's creatures. All three bear, from their birth, a sturdy human sympathy not natural to their kind, as mediÆval superstition classed it. Two of them, in being brought to the level of humanity, join with this a simple Christian manliness and a childlike faith under all emergencies, not set on their own massive strength, but fixed on God, whom they had been taught to know, and honor, and serve—and all this by whom? Forsooth, by the same FranÇois Rabelais, laugher, mocker, and "insensate reviler." From Grandgousier, the good-hearted guzzler, through Gargantua, with his heady youth and wise old age, to "the noble Pantagruel," the gain in purity and Christian manhood is steady. The royal race of Chalbroth follows no track beaten down by other kingly lines known to history. While their line descends from father to son, it ascends in virtue.

One charge—a legacy from the narrow times when run-mad commentators spied a plot in every folio—has followed, to this day, Rabelais and his work. Wise men have, to their own satisfaction, proved the latter to be an enigma filled with hidden meanings, dangerous to state and morals; with mad attacks directed, from every chapter, against ordered society; with satiric thrusts lurking, in every sentence, against Pope, and King, and nobles; in brief, a Malay-muck run with a pen, instead of a knife, against the moral foundations of the world. All these, if not true, are certainly "like, very like" the Rabelais as he is painted by purists in the gallery of great authors. If true, they have wrought more subtly than all else in the forging of those heavy chains which have been bound, coil upon coil, around his hapless big men. It is not to be wondered at that even their mighty number of cubits should have been smothered under the fine, slow-settling dust of three centuries. Happily, however, fair play has been, of old, the standing boast of all English-speaking men. FranÇois Rabelais—never once deigning to ask for it at home, when living—has, in penalty therefor, been ferociously denied it abroad, when dead. To that sentiment—moved, it may be, by a concurrent testimony given, in this age, to the memory of the author himself—I appeal now in behalf of his Giants. That they have fared badly through all these centuries, mostly by reason of him, cannot be gainsaid. That of themselves, however, they have in no wise merited such ostracism, is what I have ventured to claim in this compilation. Freed alike from that prejudice which has hunted them down, and from those formidable

"... points of ignorance
Pertaining thereunto,"

which have, so far, blocked every avenue to modern sympathy, I would have them honored, among all stout lovers of fair play, as I leave them in this "Explanation by way of Preface."


CONTENTS

PREFACE.

LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS.

CHAPTER I. How the First Giants came into the World.

CHAPTER II. Gargantua is Born.

CHAPTER III. Gargantua as a Baby.

CHAPTER IV. The Royal Tailor's Bill for Gargantua's Suit.

CHAPTER V. The Year Gargantua had Wooden Horses, and what Use he made of them.

CHAPTER VI. How Gargantua was taught Latin.

CHAPTER VII. The new Master found for Gargantua.

CHAPTER VIII. Gargantua goes to Paris, and the Big Mare that takes him there.

CHAPTER IX. The Parisians laugh at Gargantua. He takes his Revenge by stealing the Great Bells of NÔtre DÂme.

CHAPTER X. Ponocrates, the new Teacher, desires Gargantua to show him how he used to study with old Master Holofernes.

CHAPTER XI. The Two Hundred and Fifteen Games of Cards Gargantua knew how to play. What it was he said after he had gone through the List, and what it was Ponocrates remarked.

CHAPTER XII. Gargantua is dosed by Ponocrates, and forgets all that Holofernes had taught him.

CHAPTER XIII. How Gargantua was made not to lose one Hour of the Day.

CHAPTER XIV. How the Awful War between the Bunmakers of Lerne and Gargantua's Country was begun.

CHAPTER XV. How old King Grandgousier received the News.

CHAPTER XVI. How Grandgousier tried to buy Peace with Five Cart-loads of Buns.

CHAPTER XVII. How Gargantua, with a Big Tree, broke down a Castle, and passed the Ford of Vede.

CHAPTER XVIII. How Gargantua combed Cannon-Balls out of his Hair, and how he ate Six Pilgrims in a Salad before Supper.

CHAPTER XIX. How Friar John comes to the Feast, and how King Grandgousier had recruited his Army.

CHAPTER XX. Gargantua's Mare scores a Victory.

CHAPTER XXI. Showing what Gargantua did after the Battle, and how Grandgousier welcomed him Home.

CHAPTER XXII. Grandgousier's Death. Gargantua's Marriage. Pantagruel is Born.

CHAPTER XXIII. The Strange Things Pantagruel did as a Baby.

CHAPTER XXIV. After studying at several Universities, Pantagruel goes to Paris.

CHAPTER XXV. Pantagruel finds Panurge, whom he loves all his life.

CHAPTER XXVI. Pantagruel beats the Sorbonne in Argument, and Panurge proves that an Englishman's fingers are not so nimble as a Frenchman's.

CHAPTER XXVII. What sort of Man Panurge was, and the many Tricks he knew.

CHAPTER XXVIII. Showing why the Leagues are so much shorter in France than in Germany.

CHAPTER XXIX. How the Cunning of Panurge, with the Aid of Eusthenes and Carpalim, discomfited Six Hundred and Sixty Horsemen.

CHAPTER XXX. How Carpalim went hunting for Fresh Meat, and how a Trophy was set up.

CHAPTER XXXI. The Strange Way in which Pantagruel obtained a Victory over the Thirsty People.

CHAPTER XXXII. The Wonderful Way in which Pantagruel disposed of the Giant Loupgarou and his Two Hundred and Ninety-Nine Giants.

CHAPTER XXXIII. How Pantagruel finally conquers the Thirsty People, and the strange business Panurge finds for King Anarchus.

CHAPTER XXXIV. Gargantua comes back from Fairy-land, after which Pantagruel prepares for another Trip.

CHAPTER XXXV. Pantagruel starts on his Travels, and lands at the Island of Pictures.

CHAPTER XXXVI. Panurge bargains with Dindeno for a Ram, and throws his Ram overboard.

CHAPTER XXXVII. The Island of Alliances.

CHAPTER XXXVIII. How Pantagruel came to the Islands of Tohu and Bohu. The Strange Death of Widenostrils, the Swallower of Windmills.

CHAPTER XXXIX. A Great Storm, in which Panurge plays the Coward.

CHAPTER XL. The Island of the Macreons and its Forest, in which the Heroes who are tempted by Demons die.

CHAPTER XLI. Pantagruel touches at the Wonderful Island of Ruach, where Giant Widenostrils had found the Cocks and Hens which killed him. How the People lived by Wind.

CHAPTER XLII. Pantagruel, with his Darts, kills a Monster which Cannon-Balls could not hurt. The Power of the Sign of the Cross.

CHAPTER XLIII. Which tells of several Islands, and the Wonderful People who dwell in them.


LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS

FULL-PAGE ILLUSTRATIONS.

Gargantua on the Tower of NÔtre DÂme.

Friar John attacks the Bunmakers.

Gargantua destroys the Castle.

The Defeat of Picrochole.

Pantagruel enters Paris.

The Disputation.

The Death of Loupgarou.

Pantagruel in the Graveyard.

The Isle of Ganabim.

The Queen of Lanterns.



ENGRAVINGS IN THE TEXT.



Portrait of FranÇois Rabelais.

Castle Grandgousier.

The Giant Chalbroth.

The Giant Hurtali on the Ark.

Initial K.

King Grandgousier keeps Open House.

The King and Queen love Tripes.

Initial W.

The Queen looked at her Baby.

An Uncommon Baby Carriage.

The Servants got to be sad Topers.

Initial W.

Making Gargantua's Suit.

Measuring Gargantua for his Suit.

Gargantua at Play.

Gargantua's Horse.

Gargantua's Riding Lessons.

A Noble Lord came on a Visit.

"Only three Little Steps."

Initial O.

Tubal Holofernes.

The Friend who knew Latin.

Flight of the Tutor.

Initial W.

Eudemon.

Initial T.

Gargantua's Mare.

Ponocrates.

Initial T.

Gargantua enters Paris.

The City was excited.

Initial G.

Gargantua gets up.

Gargantua breakfasts.

Gargantua goes to Church.

Initial T.

Gargantua looks into the Kitchen.

Initial W.

Ponocrates doses Gargantua.

Gargantua at his Lessons.

Initial E.

Gargantua learns to shoot.

Gargantua learns to climb.

Gargantua studies Astronomy.

Initial W.

The Bunmakers of Lerne.

The Anger of Picrochole.

Captain Swillwind's Cavalry.

Spoiling the Monks.

Friar John to the Rescue.

Initial W.

Picrochole's Army.

Grandgousier writes to Gargantua.

Initial K.

Grandgousier's Embassy.

Initial G.

Gargantua hurries Home.

Gymnaste warms Himself.

The Castle of Roche-Clermaud.

Cannonading Gargantua.

Initial G.

Gargantua combs his Hair.

And such a Supper!

The Pilgrims in the Garden.

Initial I.

Friar John arrives.

The Advance-Guard starts.

Grandgousier's Army.

Initial T.

Mounting for the Fray.

The Assault.

Picrochole defends the Castle.

The Flight of Picrochole.

Initial W.

Gargantua's Captives.

Gargantua rewarding the Army.

The Wonderful Winding Stairway.

Initial A.

The Dreadful Drought.

Initial G.

The Funeral of Queen Badebec.

Pantagruel's Porringer.

Pantagruel carries his Cradle.

Initial S.

The Great Cross-Bow of Chantelle.

The Great Raised Stone.

Pantagruel visits his Ancestor's Tomb.

Pantagruel settles at Orleans.

Pantagruel in the Library.

Initial O.

Pantagruel meets Panurge.

Initial W.

At the Gates of Sorbonne.

Thaumastes visits Pantagruel.

The Great College was packed.

Panurge replies.

Initial T.

Panurge gets Money.

Panurge and the Dirt-carts.

Panurge's Fun.

Initial A.

Pantagruel marches to Rouen.

Initial S.

The Voyage begins.

Panurge discomfits the Horsemen.

Initial W.

Carpalim catches some Fresh Meat.

The Trophy.

Initial W.

The King of the Thirsty People.

The Soldiers try Pantagruel's Paste.

Initial A.

The Fight with Loupgarou.

Initial A.

Welcome to Pantagruel.

Grander and Mightier than ever.

Pantagruel returns.

Initial O.

Initial A.

Pantagruel picks his Ships.

Pantagruel sets Sail.

Landing at the Isle of Pictures.

Pantagruel buys some Strange Animals.

The Land of Satin.

Initial F.

Panurge wants a Sheep.

Panurge buys a Ram.

Panurge throws his Ram overboard.

The Sheep and Shepherds drown.

Initial A.

The Ace-of-clubs Noses.

Initial P.

Giant Widenostrils, the Swallower of Windmills.

Initial T.

A Storm comes on.

Pantagruel holds the Mast.

A Sea breaks over Panurge.

Land in Sight.

It was Late in the Afternoon.

Initial T.

Panurge revives.

The Dark and Gloomy Forest.

The Demons and the Heroes.

"We had lost another Good Hero."

Initial A.

The Land of Wind.

"Without Wind we must die."

Initial A.

Pantagruel spies a Monster.

Shooting at the Whale.

Pantagruel tries his Hand.

Death of the Monster.

Landing the Monster.

On Wild Island.

Initial N.

The Hospitable Folk of Papimany.

The Mayor rode up.

Entering the Frozen Sea.

A Shower of Frozen Words.

Landing on the Rocks.

Master Gaster.

Sharp Island.

The Shores of Lanternland.


                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

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