I N a perfumed orange grove, ajacent to Cordova,

I taught the English Grammar unto a lady gay;

The verb "to osculate"

I taught to conjugate,

Corporeally depicted, in kindergarten way.

But by eavesdropping trick,

A caballero quick,

With lapse of condescension,—

But where I may not mention,—

In dexter handed flick,

The Spanish verb to "stick"

Corporeally inflicted, in kindergarten way.

The verb "to do," he did it,

For Spanish laws forbid it;

To translate free,

Corporeallee,

The verb "to love," and practice it,

Upon the pupil, 'tis unfit,