Marge Askinforit :: CONTENTS

CONTENTS

	AUTHOR’S NOTE	7
I.	THE CATASTROPHIC FAMILY	9
II.	EBULLIENT YOUTH	18
III.	GLADSTONE—LLOYD GEORGE—INMEMORISON—DR. BENGER HORLICK	26
IV.	THE SOLES	40
V.	MISFIRES	50
VI.	TESTIMONIALS—ROYAL APPRECIATION	64
VII.	SELF-ESTIMATE	78
	LATE EXTRA	83

“And every week you opened your hoard
Of truthful and tasteful tales—
How you sat on the knees of the Laureate Lord,
How you danced with the Prince of Wales—
And we knew that the Sunday Times had scored
In Literature and Sales.”

To Margot in Heaven.

By Clarence G. Hennessy (circa 1985).

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