CONTENTS
CHESTNUTS OLD AND NEW.
CHESTNUT-BURR. I.—THE SHAKESPEARE-BACON PUZZLE WRESTLED WITH CONSCIENTIOUSLY.
CHESTNUT-BURR II—HOW THE GLORIOUS FOURTH WAS CELEBRATED AT WHALEN'S GROVE LAST YEAR.
ENCOURAGING GREEN JOKES.
CHESTNUT-BURR III—BILL NYE FINDS COLOROW FULL OF ODD TRAITS.
AWKWARDNESS OF CARRYING WHISKY ABOUT.
THE RIGHT SORT OF BOY.
CHESTNUT-BURR IV—BILL NYE PAYS A BRIEF VISIT TO A PROFESSIONAL STAR READER.
INGRATITUDE OF THE HUMAN HEART.
CHESTNUT-BURR V—CONCERNING THE FRENCH MASTERPIECES AT THE ACADEMY OF DESIGN.
CHESTNUT-BURR VI—BILL NYE DIAGNOSTICATES THE PLAINT OF A COUNTRY COUSIN.
MEN ARE OFTEN MISUNDERSTOOD.
CHESTNUT-BURR VII—BILL NYE IN THE ROLE OF AN UTE INDIAN JENKINS.
SURE CURE FOR BILIOUSNESS.
CHESTNUT-BURR VIII—IN AN UNGUARDED MOMENT BILL NYE IS CAPTURED BY A POLITICAL SIREN.
VIRTUE ITS OWN REWARD.
CHESTNUT-BURR IX—BILL NYE DESCANTS UPON YOUNG IVES'S IDEAS IN FINANCE.
THE ANTI-CLINKER BASE-BURNER BEE.
CHESTNUT-BURR X—A FEW REMARKS ON OUR HOSTELRY SYSTEM AS IT NOW PREVAILS.
PITY FOR SAD-EYED HUSBANDS.
MARRIAGE.
CHESTNUT-BURR XI—WILLIAM NYE VISITS ROYALTY FROM THE HOME OF THE HAM SANDWICH.
THAI X DID MOT DU'
A WORD OF EXPLANATION.
CHESTNUT-BURR—THE HUMORIST INTERVIEWS HIS GRACE THE DUKE IN THE IMPROVED STYLE.
THE CHINESE COMPOSITOR.
THE TRUE AMERICAN.
CHESTNUT-BURR—XII "THE OLD MAN ELOQUENT."
CHESTNUT-BURR XIV—THE AMENDE HONORABLE.
SWEET INFLUENCES OF CHANGING SEASONS.
THE MARCH OF CIVILIZATION.
CHESTNUT-BURR. XV—A BIG CORNER ON PORK.
CHESTNUT-BURR XVI-PATRICK OLESON.
PLEASURES OF SPRING.
AN UNCLOUDED WELCOME.
TOO MUCH GOD AND NO FLOUR.
CHESTNUT-BURR. XVII—LONGING FOR HOME.
DIGNITY.
CHESTNUT-BURR XVIII—THE TRUE HISTORY OF DAMON AND PYTHIAS.
CHAPTER I.
CHAPTER II.
CHAPTER III.
CHAPTER IV.
CHESTNUT-BURR XIX—A STORY OF SPOTTED TAIL.
CHESTNUT-BURR XX—THE ROMANCE OF HORSE-SHOEING.
HOW TO PRESERVE TEETH.
CHESTNUT-BURR XXI—EXPERIENCE ON THE FEVERISH HORNET.
THE PICNIC PLANT.
CHESTNUT-BURR XXII—ANCIENT BRIC-A-BRAC
JOINT POWDER.
CHESTNUT-BURR XIII—THE TWO-HEADED GIRL.
OUR COMPLIMENTS.
CHESTNUT-BURR XIV—A PATHETIC EPISODE IN NORTHERN WISCONSIN.
THE SECRET OF HEALTH.
CHESTNUT-BURR XXV—BILL NYE ESSAYS A NOVELETTE.
CHESTNUT-BURR XXVI—THE DAUGHTER OF BOB TAIL FLUSH.
LOAFING AROUND HOME.
THE PLUMAGE OF THE OSTRICH.
SOME EARNEST THOUGHTS.
CHESTNUT-BURR XXVII—OUR GREAT NATIONAL MOTTO.
A GRAVE QUESTION.
THOUGHTS.
CHESTNUT-BURR XVIII—BILL NYE AT A TOURNAMENT.
CHESTNUT-BURR XXIX—A SOCIAL CURSE—THE MAN WHO INTERRUPTS.
CHESTNUT-BURR XXX—A DISCOURSE ON CATS.
CHESTNUT-BURR XXXI—THE GREAT ORATION OF SPARTACUS.
CHESTNUT-BURR—WOMAN'S SUFFRAGE IN WYOMING.
PIGEON-TOED PETE.
CHESTNUT-BURR—CONCERNING THE SWALLOW.
THE HAPPY CODFISH.
CHESTNUT-BURR XXXIV—A NOVEL WAY OF MARKING CLOTHES.
CHESTNUT-BURR XXXV—THE UNHAPPY HUMORIST.
LARAMIE'S HANDKERCHIEF.
CHESTNUT-BURR XXXVI—THE SODA LAKES OF WYOMING.
THE COSTLY WATERMELON.
CHESTNUT-BURR XXXVII—VIEWS OF CHICAGO.
CHESTNUT-BURR XXXVIII—A SCHOOL OF JOURNALISM.
MODERN FICTION IS UNRELIABLE.
CHESTNUT-BURR XXXIX—SOME FACTS OF SCIENCE.
CHESTNUT-BURR XL—SORROWS OF A ONE-LEGGED MAN.
THE TRUE POET LOVES SECLUSION.
CHESTNUT-BURR XLI—REVELATION IN UTAH.
THE MODEL SLEEPING-CAR.
CHESTNUT-BURR XLII—THE TONGUE-DESTROYING FRENCH LANGUAGE.
CARVING SCHOOLS.
CHESTNUT-BURR XLIV—ONE TOUCH OF NATURE.
HOW TO DEAL WITH THE REVOLVER DIFFICULTY.
THE FEMALE ARTISTE.
CHESTNUT-BURR XLV—FUN OF BEING A PUBLISHER.
A LESSON FROM THE MULE.
CHESTNUT-BURR XLVI—PERFORMANCE OF THE PHOENIX.
FIRMNESS.
PUGILIST OR STATESMAN.
CHESTNUT-BURR NYE AS A CRITIC AND NYE AS A POET.
POEMS BY BILL NYE
APOSTROPHE TO AN ORPHAN MULE.=
ODE TO SPRING.
FANTASIA FOR THE BASS DRUM; ADAPTED FROM THE GERMAN BY WILLIAM VON NYE.=
THE PICNIC SNOOZER'S LAMENT.=
ODE TO THE CUCUMBER.=
APOSTROPHE ADDRESSED TO O. WILDE.=
ADJUSTABLE CAMPAIGN SONG.=
THE BEAUTIFUL SNOW.=
THE TRUE TALE OF WILLIAM TELL.
WHY WE WEEP.
ETIQUETTE FOR THE YOUNG.
SWEET SAINT VALENTINE.
CARRYING REVOLVERS.
THE AGITATED HEN.
BANKRUPT SALE OF LITERARY GEMS.
OFFICE OF THE MORMAN BAZOO.
HINTS ON LETTER-WRITING.
SUDDEN FAME.
THE ENGLISH JOKE.
